Paris Hilton Picks Up An Award At Harvard???

[Rafter]

Paris Hilton made a rare visit to Massachusetts this week, picking up her trophy for being named Harvard Lampoon’s Woman of the Year.

The heiress showed up to the ceremony about an hour later than scheduled, walking up the steps of the Lampoon “Castle” before telling gathered onlookers: “You guys rock. Harvard is hot!”

Always the comedian, Hilton tried to dupe the crowd by telling them her friend Nicole Richie was with her, before saying "Just kidding".

More seriously, the 26-year-old told the 100 plus onlookers: “Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here, standing on the steps of the Harvard Lampoon. It’s really exciting and I’ve had such a great time.”

Enjoy the pictures of Paris receiving her “Woman of the Year” award!

[PigPen]

??

[schro]

If you heard any of her speech Pig, you'd get the joke.
She's dumber than a box of sh*t.

[PigPen]

and has the personality of a hammer

[Marz]

If you heard any of her speech Pig, you'd get the joke.
She's dumber than a box of sh*t.

There is a box of s**t somewhere that is totally offended.

[schro]

If you heard any of her speech Pig, you'd get the joke.
She's dumber than a box of sh*t.

There is a box of s**t somewhere that is totally offended.

  I called Mr. Box and apologized.

[Rafter]

Paris Hilton's New Movie Not So 'Hottie'
 Paris Hilton may be known for saying, "That's hot" – but  returns for her new film are not. Hilton's new movie is a box office flop.

'The Hottie and the Nottie' over the weekend grossed just $225,000 - an average of $225 dollars per screen. It was also panned by reviewers, with one Los Angeles newspaper calling it "a blot on even Paris Hilton's dignity."