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Valentine couplets that will get you slapped! by D.A.L.U.I. on 07 Feb, 2008 13:59
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ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST WRITERS'
COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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#1 by wpruitt on 07 Feb, 2008 20:22
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HILARIOUS
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#2 by SLYinKC on 07 Feb, 2008 20:26
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Very Funny. Have to remember "NOT" to use any of those.....
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#3 by Timmay on 07 Feb, 2008 22:14
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Im glad you were that beautiful angel that I met when LOVE was called.....
but Im so much better looking than you cause im Bald...... -
#4 by warhawk on 08 Feb, 2008 03:04
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Very Funny. Have to remember "NOT" to use any of those.....
exactly...
WARHAWK
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#5 by Timmay on 08 Feb, 2008 07:00
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Ohhhhhh! ...dont nobody comment on my contribution.!......I know it was CORNY...but jezzzzzzzzz I tried.....LOL
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#6 by Mikekoz13 on 08 Feb, 2008 10:47
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Im glad you were that beautiful angel that I met when LOVE was called.....
but Im so much better looking than you cause im Bald......
Tim is a real Shakespeare too!!!!!!!!! Dude you're too much!