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Offline PBurke

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water is bad
« on: February 05, 2008, 11:08:24 AM »
Subject: The Wisdom of Wine



To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't--

As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli), the bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water equals poop, and wine equals health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service for all my friends......
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Re: water is bad
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 11:29:55 AM »
AMEN!

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Re: water is bad
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 12:03:20 PM »
So does that still hold true when Jesus turned water into wine....I dont think it was put thru the process.....lol
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Re: water is bad
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 12:28:11 PM »
It has long been known amongst international travelers that you eat stake and drink beer when abroad.
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Offline Mikekoz13

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Re: water is bad
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 12:59:59 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on February 05, 2008, 12:03:20 PM
So does that still hold true when Jesus turned water into wine....I dont think it was put thru the process.....lol


          Oh my friend TIM..... It was indeed put through a "higher" process.............
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Re: water is bad
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 06:55:58 PM »
if jesus made some, you know it has to be good for ya.
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Re: water is bad
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2008, 07:01:40 PM »
I'll drink to that....shoot, I'll drink to just about anything!  `Dr!n#
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Re: water is bad
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2008, 07:03:15 PM »
Quote from: schro on February 05, 2008, 07:01:40 PM
I'll drink to that....shoot, I'll drink to just about anything!  `Dr!n#


just about........... ha ha liar. you will drink just cause the sun came up or went down.  oh wait, me too.
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Re: water is bad
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 02:26:52 AM »
WELL... Guyz , havent ya ever heard of SHITTY tasting wine ?  dr!#k  no you know where it comes from !
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Offline Paul

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Re: water is bad
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 05:01:29 AM »
W.C. Fields said it best when asked why he drank so much...none of it water...."I don't drink water because fish F%$K in it.
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Re: water is bad
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 07:24:13 AM »
Paul...........LMAO!  LOL..... and water is recycled...what goes down the pot.....doesnt stay in the pot...lol
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