'Ed Zachary Disease'

• 'Ed Zachary Disease' by frostillicus123 on 30 Jan, 2008 04:54
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  A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
  
  Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, 'OK, take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.'
  
  Again, the woman did as she was instructed.Dr. Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.'
  
   As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.
  The woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'
  
  Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease' is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
  
• #1 by herronm on 30 Jan, 2008 07:18
• Frosty, you are killing me    LMAO
  
  I had 2 people run to my office door to see if I was OK.
• #2 by Timmay on 30 Jan, 2008 07:22
• LOL.....OMG that was hilarious
  
• #3 by JDog on 31 Jan, 2008 06:11
• Ed Zachary Disease eh?Interesting
• #4 by PBurke on 31 Jan, 2008 10:00
• i think paul was talking to her when he was here.
• #5 by Timmay on 31 Jan, 2008 11:52
• All i have to do is read the name Ed Zachary and I bust out laughing LOL....YO face look ed zachary like ya ass! LOL.............
  
• #6 by bonanza50 on 31 Jan, 2008 14:24
• "Your face your ass, what's the difference"
  
  Andrew Dice Clay.