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Offline frostillicus123

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'Ed Zachary Disease'
« on: January 30, 2008, 04:54:26 AM »

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, 'OK, take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.'

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.Dr. Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.'

 As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.
The woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease' is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
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Re: 'Ed Zachary Disease'
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 07:18:14 AM »
Frosty, you are killing me  :*))  LMAO

I had 2 people run to my office door to see if I was OK.
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Re: 'Ed Zachary Disease'
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 07:22:40 AM »
LOL.....OMG that was hilarious
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Re: 'Ed Zachary Disease'
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 06:11:38 AM »
Ed Zachary Disease eh?Interesting
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Re: 'Ed Zachary Disease'
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 10:00:11 AM »
i think paul was talking to her when he was here. >:D >:D
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Re: 'Ed Zachary Disease'
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2008, 11:52:02 AM »
All i have to do is read the name Ed Zachary and I bust out laughing LOL....YO face look ed zachary like ya ass! LOL.............
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Re: 'Ed Zachary Disease'
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 02:24:14 PM »
"Your face your ass, what's the difference"

Andrew Dice Clay.
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