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#15
by
Tyler
on 11 Dec, 2006 14:37
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Whereabouts are you in the Bay?
I live in the South Bay, near San Jose. My wife and I like it here, but I know what you mean about a better quality of life out in Rocklin. I grew up in Redding, CA which probably has a similar feel that Rocklin has.
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#16
by
schro
on 11 Dec, 2006 14:58
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One of the friends that we've met in the 6+ years we've been in Rocklin actually grew up in that area (Anderson, I believe). He was always talking about it being more of a hick town (no offense meant). I've spent some time up in Redding, and actually go to Fall River Mills for an annual golf trip (talk about remote!). Anyway, Rocklin has actually become quite a little bedroom community. I'm not sure that it's suburbia or bust for me, but it would take a heck of a lot for us to move from here.
Can't say I've played all that many courses in the South Bay. I did play Riverside once, a long time ago. Funny, I was just imagining a SBG golf outing. Can you image a bunch of drunken bald guys getting their domes rubbed by some hot beer cart girls? Chuckle Chuckle.
By the way, I was told that one of our beer cart girls is an ex-stripper. To that I replied, "No such thing....once a stripper, always a stripper".
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#17
by
BaldRob
on 11 Dec, 2006 15:01
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Funny, I was just imagining a SBG golf outing. Can you image a bunch of drunken bald guys getting their domes rubbed by some hot beer cart girls? Chuckle Chuckle.
By the way, I was told that one of our beer cart girls is an ex-stripper. To that I replied, "No such thing....once a stripper, always a stripper".
HA!! How right you are schro!!
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#18
by
PBurke
on 11 Dec, 2006 15:21
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has anyone seen the golf cart part of the movie JACKASS. i see a sequel.
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#19
by
schro
on 11 Dec, 2006 15:24
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She has a gorgeous figure and not much of a personality. I'm sure she has some type of personality, but it's probably hard to show it when everyone's undressing her with their eyes.
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#20
by
Tyler
on 11 Dec, 2006 15:40
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One of the friends that we've met in the 6+ years we've been in Rocklin actually grew up in that area (Anderson, I believe). He was always talking about it being more of a hick town (no offense meant). I've spent some time up in Redding, and actually go to Fall River Mills for an annual golf trip (talk about remote!). Anyway, Rocklin has actually become quite a little bedroom community.
Yeah, Redding is a hick town, but it has changed quite a bit over the last couple of years.
The Fall River Mills course is a nice course. My dad plays there a couple times a year.
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#21
by
Johnny
on 12 Dec, 2006 16:14
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I just received this email today about a new golf book.
Just in time for Christmas
I just finished writing my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader
valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through 45
years of playing experience.
The cost is only $129.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email
with the appropriate credit card info. (see below)
It is a great price considering the wealth of information you'll receive.
Scroll down and check out the Table of Contents
Check one: ___ VISA ___ Master Card ___ Discover ___
American Express
Account No: ________________________________
Expiration Date: __/__
Name (as appears on credit card): ________________________________
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(I also take cash!!) Don't wait until they're all gone!!!
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
CHAPTER 1 HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT
CHAPTER 2 HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE
CHAPTER 3 HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER
CHAPTER 4 HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK
CHAPTER 5 WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER
CHAPTER 6 USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS
CHAPTER 7 WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT
CHAPTER 8 PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM
CHAPTER 9 HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND
CHAPTER 10 HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER
CHAPTER 11 WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH
CHAPTER 12 HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME
CHAPTER 13 HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING FIVE OFF THE TEE
CHAPTER 14 WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT
CHAPTER 15 GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT
CHAPTER 16 WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER
CHAPTER 17 CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME
CHAPTER 18 WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE BARTENDER
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#22
by
BaldRob
on 12 Dec, 2006 16:16
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I just received this email today about a new golf book.
Just in time for Christmas
I just finished writing my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader
valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through 45
years of playing experience.
The cost is only $129.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email
with the appropriate credit card info. (see below)
It is a great price considering the wealth of information you'll receive.
Scroll down and check out the Table of Contents
Check one: ___ VISA ___ Master Card ___ Discover ___
American Express
Account No: ________________________________
Expiration Date: __/__
Name (as appears on credit card): ________________________________
Address: ____________________________________________________
City: ____________________________
State : ____ Zip Code: _________
(I also take cash!!) Don't wait until they're all gone!!!
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
CHAPTER 1 HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT
CHAPTER 2 HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE
CHAPTER 3 HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER
CHAPTER 4 HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK
CHAPTER 5 WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER
CHAPTER 6 USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS
CHAPTER 7 WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT
CHAPTER 8 PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM
CHAPTER 9 HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND
CHAPTER 10 HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER
CHAPTER 11 WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH
CHAPTER 12 HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME
CHAPTER 13 HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING FIVE OFF THE TEE
CHAPTER 14 WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT
CHAPTER 15 GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT
CHAPTER 16 WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER
CHAPTER 17 CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME
CHAPTER 18 WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE BARTENDER
HA!! My gut officially hurts now from this...
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#23
by
schro
on 12 Dec, 2006 16:24
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All have applied to me except #6 & #16. I gotta draw the line on the ball retriever.
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#24
by
Robmeister
on 12 Dec, 2006 19:22
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INTERESTING PHENOMENA.....
I encountered when I moved to Fort Lauderdale, FL from the L.A. area in So. California. Some of you may be aware of it.
I grew up in So. Calif. Played quite a bit of golf and generally opted for the 9-hole option. I just never liked being on a course for 18 holes, so my buddies and I would do the front 9 or back nine. (The very first course ever carved out in America [Catalina Island], you go twice around...just from different tee positions).
Anyway, I always thought it was a given and left the 18 holes to the die hards. Well, I move to South Florida and the subject of golf came up at my new place of business and I suggested we do 9 holes. And everybody looked at me like I was from another planet. "9 holes?......what the...?"
Is anyone else aware of this? Anybody know where the demarkation line is here in the U.S.? Here in Denver the 9-hole option is alive and well.
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#25
by
Tyler
on 12 Dec, 2006 20:41
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INTERESTING PHENOMENA.....
I encountered when I moved to Fort Lauderdale, FL from the L.A. area in So. California. Some of you may be aware of it.
I grew up in So. Calif. Played quite a bit of golf and generally opted for the 9-hole option. I just never liked being on a course for 18 holes, so my buddies and I would do the front 9 or back nine. (The very first course ever carved out in America [Catalina Island], you go twice around...just from different tee positions).
Anyway, I always thought it was a given and left the 18 holes to the die hards. Well, I move to South Florida and the subject of golf came up at my new place of business and I suggested we do 9 holes. And everybody looked at me like I was from another planet. "9 holes?......what the...?"
Is anyone else aware of this? Anybody know where the demarkation line is here in the U.S.? Here in Denver the 9-hole option is alive and well.
Head to Palm Springs and it's mostly 18 hole playing. You would think that with 130+ courses in one area that there would be more 9 hole playing, but I guess the demand is there for 18 holes.
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#26
by
ar3inc
on 12 Dec, 2006 20:48
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There is a reason why they called it "golf" not "par," all the other four-letter words were taken
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#27
by
Johnny
on 12 Dec, 2006 20:56
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Golf in Palm Springs in awesome. I try and go in April, usually for 4-5 days. We golf 18-36 holes per day.
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#28
by
schro
on 12 Dec, 2006 20:57
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GOLF stands for "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden".....except for ex-stripper beer cart girls.
Palm Springs....make sure you make a side trip to Palm Desert. "The Beer Hunter" right on Hwy 111 is a great sports bar. I've played a lot of golf down there. Let me know if you need any further info.
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#29
by
Tyler
on 12 Dec, 2006 21:17
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GOLF stands for "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden".....except for ex-stripper beer cart girls.
Palm Springs....make sure you make a side trip to Palm Desert. "The Beer Hunter" right on Hwy 111 is a great sports bar. I've played a lot of golf down there. Let me know if you need any further info.
Yeah, Palm Desert is where most of the courses are. I tend to lump the two places together.
I heard about "The Beer Hunter" when I was there at Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, I was already at the Yard House, another great place for beer, when I heard about it.