Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on
those little bottles of Evian water?
> Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as
the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known
as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does
that mean that one enjoys it?
There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
> doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
> musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree
> surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the
Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on
me ... they're cramming for their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks?
At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells... 'THEIRS'?
