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Worst date ever...
Tyler:
My wife and I were watching Good Luck Chuck tonight (don't laugh, Jessica Alba has a panty shot and there are a lot of other boobies) and we got to talking about our worst date ever. I then thought that it would be interesting to hear some of your guys' stories since I'm sure we have some pretty good ones here.
I'll start:
I actually have quite a few bad dates that I could draw from, but I'll mention two that I think are the best , um worst. I'll exclude the story about the chick that tried to have me jumped in the bar's bathroom because technically I wasn't on a date with her because I was trying to hook up with her friend.
The first story was from the summer after my freshman year in college. It was my third date with the sheriff's daughter and I was pretty stoked about this girl because she was hot and was fun to hang with. She met me at a restaurant and we take a seat and got to talking. I asked what she did that day and that was really the wrong question to ask. She quickly got this smirk on her face and begin to go into detail how her and her friend saw me at the bank in the morning and decided to follow me around the entire day, listing everywhere I went, who I talked to, and what I did. I responded with "Wow, that's pretty psycho." Got up and left, never to talk to her again.
The next story comes from my junior year in college. We were having a semi formal party for our fraternity where each of us brings a date, dresses in a suit and try to act civil for one evening. I had recently met a chick that was the sister of one of my fraternity brother's girlfriend (got that?) and thought she was hot. I figured this night would be a great night to get to know her. I got her number from the school directory (benefits of a small school), gave her a call and asked her out. I was pretty happy since she sounded thrilled that I asked her out. The night of the party I grabbed a white rose and headed over to her dorm, dressed in a suit and all. I walked up to the dorm, knocked on the door and she answered with a surprised look on her face. It turned out that she thought she was going with the other Tyler that was in our fraternity. He happened to be a male model. She still went with me to the party, but it wasn't exactly the evening I was looking forward to. Tyler is still a good buddy of mine and it always makes for a good laugh when we bring up the college days.
Mikekoz13:
Well I started dating Beth that i met at a party thru a mutual friend. She was super hot and all my friends thought I really lucked out.
About three weeks into dating her we went to the movies..... and saw Fatal Attraction. About 3/4 of the way thru the movie she leans over and whispers in my ear," If you ever leave me, this will be you and me". We both laughed at her comment.
About a month later I ended it with her... the girl was a freakin' nympho. All she wanted to do was screw.... no movies, no dinners out, no parties, no time with friends............ nuttin' but f*kin'. Yeah I know that probably sounds like the perfect woman to some, but it just wasn't much of a relationship. i got tired of it.........
Anyway I let her down very gently and she took it well....or so I thought. I started noticing that she was showing up everywhere I went. The mall, the movies, clubs, restaurants....... it didn' matter where, she would be staring at me or peeping out from behind a pole or a bush at me. i couldn't help but remember her comment at the movies that night months before.
So anyway, one night I'm out at a pub I hung out in and there she is again staring at me. Well i ran into an old female friend of mine named Millie. Millie is the same height as me (6 feet - 1 inch) and very atheletic.... a real old friend that I hung out with and had beers with. So I tell Millie this whole story and she never says a word. A few minutes later the DJ plays a slow song and Millie says "Dance with me". I just laughed because we danced together a lot but NEVER slow dances..... she was like my sister. She grabs my hand and drags me to the dance floor and gets real close. Next thing i know she kisses me long and hard... the real thing. I was shocked!!! I was like "What the Hell?. Millie said we're getting rid of her (Beth) for you tonight.
After the dance we went back to the table and psycho girl was fuming a few tables away. I sat down and Millie went right over to the other table where beth was and had about a two miute, very calm, talk with her. Beth never said a word but got up and walked out of the place. I never saw her again.
I asked Millie what she said to psycho girl and she said " I told her we were dating know and that if i saw her again i was going to kick the sh*t out of her". Man we laughed about that for years. I still owe her one.........
Mike :@`
Bald_Okie:
September 18, 1987 - (Yes, I remember the date. It was that bad)
My junior year in college I was still pining :@` for my high school sweetheart who dumped me senior year. I knew I could win her back. My sister gave me two passes to an amusement park she couldn't use.
I knew this was it. With free passes I could really spend some $$ at the park and really make an impression. So I called her and made the date.
Fast forward to the big date. I picked her up drove to the amusement park. They tore our tickets, we walked in the gate and she turned to me and said, "I don't ride fast rides, I don't ride water rides and I don't ride rides that go upside down." I turned to her and said, "What do you do?" She proceded to tell me how all she likes to do is look at the curio shops.
OK, the date was pretty much over at that point. We spent the entire evening going in and out of gift shops with buying gifts for her nephews. I gott more pissed off as the evening progressed. After a couple of hours of this she announced she was ready to go. I wasn't leaving without riding a single ride so I told her, "We're riding the Ferris Wheel!"
She begrudgingly got on the Ferris Wheel and we sat there not saying a word as it went round and round. I felt somewhat vindicated. We drove home not saying a word. We parked in front of her house. I walked her to up the sidewalk, deposited her at her front door and said, "Have a nice life." Turned and disappeared into the night.
The funny thing is now the Ferris Wheel is my favorite ride.
Mikekoz13:
--- Quote from: Bald_Okie on January 28, 2008, 08:26:24 AM ---
The funny thing is now the Ferris Wheel is my favorite ride.
--- End quote ---
Strange how our lives are always sending subliminal messages, isn't it?
Mike
Mikekoz13:
--- Quote from: Bald_Okie on January 28, 2008, 08:26:24 AM --- she turned to me and said, "I don't ride fast rides, I don't ride water rides and I don't ride rides that go upside down."
--- End quote ---
Hey Okie-
just be glad you didn't marry her..... judging by the above quote your sex life would have sucked...........
Mike :*))
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