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Grocery List.... by Timmay on 22 Jan, 2008 11:53
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This guy sitting on a bench at the bus stop noticed this lady doing some sort of spiritual dance or something. She was placing her hands on her head..then her breat..then her rear end and finally near her cootchie ( I can say that cant I?)
She just kept repeating those motions in that exact order.
Finally the guy said..Ok Lady...what kind of tribe are you a member of?
The lady looked rather confused...and she said OH..the hand jestures...well thats not a tribal dance...its my grocery list.
The man asked now how in the world can you remember a grocery list from that...
She said easy..
I need a head of lettuce...chicken breast..rump roast and brillo pads..!
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#1 by PigPen on 23 Jan, 2008 08:13
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Mildly disturbing, but funny too!
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#2 by warhawk on 23 Jan, 2008 10:00
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#3 by wpruitt on 23 Jan, 2008 21:11
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Funny
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#4 by JDog on 24 Jan, 2008 02:38
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Tim, I'm not going to lie, that joke was pretty God-awful. But you telling it makes it funny.
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#5 by frostillicus123 on 24 Jan, 2008 06:39
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horrible but funny
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#6 by Timmay on 24 Jan, 2008 06:44
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You are all wrong...that was funny sh*t now...imagine seeing this lady standing on the corner doing that....y'all just need to wake up! LOL
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#7 by frostillicus123 on 24 Jan, 2008 06:53
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i'm picturing it and being a little grossed out....
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#8 by Timmay on 24 Jan, 2008 07:02
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lol
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#9 by PBurke on 24 Jan, 2008 07:08
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kinda like the pepto bismal commercals. diturbing yet funny.
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#10 by Paul on 24 Jan, 2008 07:49
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kinda like the pepto bismal commercals. diturbing yet funny.
Substitute "Tim" for "pepto bismal commercials" and you've got it.
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#11 by Timmay on 24 Jan, 2008 08:48
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HUSH!!!!!!!!!!! My stomach is in good working order....
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#12 by SLYinKC on 24 Jan, 2008 15:49
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Sick....Funny....But sick....
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#13 by Scott on 27 Jan, 2008 23:41
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Just the laugh I needed to end a day of homework! That was good Timmay - I thought of the Pepto commercials and got a good laugh out of it!
