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Offline Timmay

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Grocery List....
« on: January 22, 2008, 11:53:25 AM »
This guy sitting on a bench at the bus stop noticed this lady doing some sort of spiritual dance or something.  She was placing her hands on her head..then her breat..then her rear end and finally near her cootchie  ( I can say that cant I?) 
She just kept repeating those motions in that exact order.
Finally the guy said..Ok Lady...what kind of tribe are you a member of?
The lady looked rather confused...and she said OH..the hand jestures...well thats not a tribal dance...its my grocery list.
The man asked now how in the world can you remember a grocery list from that...
She said easy..
I need a head of lettuce...chicken breast..rump roast and brillo pads..!

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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 08:13:03 AM »
Mildly disturbing, but funny too!
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 10:00:46 AM »
Quote from: PigPen on January 23, 2008, 08:13:03 AM
Mildly disturbing, but funny too!
;D ;D ;D

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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 09:11:43 PM »
Funny
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 02:38:25 AM »
Tim, I'm not going to lie, that joke was pretty God-awful. But you telling it makes it funny.
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2008, 06:39:34 AM »
horrible but funny
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2008, 06:44:03 AM »
You are all wrong...that was funny sh*t now...imagine seeing this lady standing on the corner doing that....y'all just need to wake up! LOL
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2008, 06:53:11 AM »
i'm picturing it and being a little grossed out....
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2008, 07:02:51 AM »
lol
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2008, 07:08:27 AM »
kinda like the pepto bismal commercals. diturbing yet funny.
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2008, 07:49:26 AM »
Quote from: PBurke on January 24, 2008, 07:08:27 AM
kinda like the pepto bismal commercals. diturbing yet funny.

Substitute "Tim" for "pepto bismal commercials" and you've got it. :*))
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2008, 08:48:11 AM »
HUSH!!!!!!!!!!!  My stomach is in good working order....
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2008, 03:49:07 PM »
Sick....Funny....But sick....
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Re: Grocery List....
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2008, 11:41:44 PM »
Just the laugh I needed to end a day of homework!  That was good Timmay - I thought of the Pepto commercials and got a good laugh out of it!
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