FAVORITE quotes....

[bonanza50]

"We must always look to the future. Tomorrow - the time that gives a man just one more chance - is one of the many things that I feel are wonderful in life. So's a good horse under you. Or the only campfire for miles around. Or a quiet night and a nice soft hunk of ground to sleep on. A mother meeting her first-born. The sound of a kid calling you dad for the first time. There's a lot of things great about life. But I think tomorrow is the most important thing. Comes in to us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday"  -John Wayne"

I love this one.

[Cam]

Not so much of a quote, but some lyrics that are my favs:

Kill the man, become the monster.

If I'm a danger to myself, just think what I could do to you.

---One of my all time favs:

The honey tastes sweeter when you anger the bees.

that's just a few... very few.

[Sgt. Pate]

"Be polite. Be professional. But... have a plan to kill everyone you meet." - USMC Rules of Engagement


I've gotta get myself some better quotes! 

[PigPen]

I like that one pretty well Sarge

[Sooner Steve]

From the Movie Bull Durham:

Annie:  "Well, Crash, just what do you believe in?"

Crash:  " Well I believe in the cock, the soul, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self indulgent overrated crap; I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone; I believe that there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter; I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, open your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kesses that last three days."

Annie:  "OH MY!"

Watched that moving this morning on Classic Movie @ 2:30.   What a classic sports movie!!!!   

[Bald_Okie]

Sometimes low self esteem is nothing but good common sense.

[BaldRob]

From the Movie Bull Durham:

Annie:  "Well, Crash, just what do you believe in?"

Crash:  " Well I believe in the cock, the soul, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self indulgent overrated crap; I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone; I believe that there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter; I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, open your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kesses that last three days."

Annie:  "OH MY!"

Watched that moving this morning on Classic Movie @ 2:30.   What a classic sports movie!!!!   

Awesome movie and one of the great movie quotes of all time!!

Another favorite of mine is...

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' *** body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."

[Tyler]

You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it? - Tommy Boy

[Tom McGarry.]

You'd be NAKED, HOMELESS & HUNGRY if it were not for Truckers!!

[warhawk]

better out than in!!!

WARHAWK

[hammerdrill376]

New favorite quote...

"Its time to face the hole."  from Hole in the Wall game show on Fox

[THier]

Confuscius once said, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot".

Since neither of us can spell confuscius,, " Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary"

and

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage, Mythbusters


Tom

[buddha]

"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking." H. L. Mencken

[IRONHORSE]

From "The Devil's Rejects" Otis Driftwood -

"Boy, the next words out of our mouth better be some brilliant f****** Mark Twain sh**, because they're definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

[Brkeatr]

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains ,because the average man can see better than he can think....