> An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
> Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
>
> Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
>
> Older Woman: Oh, I see.
> Officer: Can I see your license please?
>
> Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
>
> Officer: Don't have one?
>
> Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
>
> Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
>
> Older Woman: I can't do that.
>
> Officer: Why not?
>
> Older Woman: I stole this car.
>
> Officer: Stole it?
>
> Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
> < BR>Officer: You what?
>
> Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
> to see
>
> The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
> for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer
> slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
>
> Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
> steps out of her vehicle.
>
> Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
>
> Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
> murdered the owner.
>
> Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
>
> Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
>
> The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
>
> Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
>
> Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite
> stunned.
>
> Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
> license.
>
> The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it
> to the officer.
>
> The officer examines the license He looks quite puzzled.
>
> Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
> license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hack ed up the
> owner.
>
> Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
