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How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« on: January 22, 2008, 02:56:44 AM »
We all know the saying "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." But, this isn't just because things magically disappear when you get on that plane to leave Vegas, you have to do a little work to make sure your "baggage" doesn't get on the plane with you. Don't know if you've been bad while in Vegas, here's a list to let you know if you have.

1. You wake up in a hotel room that is not yours or anyone you know.
2. You can't remember the name of the person that you shared a bed with.
3. All your cash is gone and the only thing left in it's place is a receipt from the ATM. Now you're trying to figure out how to get ot the airport.
4. Your ATM receipt has a withdrawl amount equal to one month's mortgage.
5. Upon finding your clothes you find a receipt for a cash withdrawl on your corporate credit card.
6. Your clothes smell like thick perfume and it's not your wife's or girlfriend's brand.
7. Hotel security knocks on your door to ask if you would like your clothes back.
8. You check your credit card statement online to see what name comes up on the statement from a charge you made the night before.
9. You have a conversation that includes the question, "how much will bail be?"
10. You get a call when you get back home and upon seeing the caller ID you turn decline the call and make sure your wife or girlfriend didn't see it.
11. You have to visit the doctor when you get home for an itch on your junk.
12. You create a "story" amongst all your friends that were in Vegas with you so that all of you don't say the wrong thing to your spouse.
13. You leave specific items when leaving the hotel, on purpose, so that they don't serve as evidence against you.


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Re: How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 04:41:13 AM »
11. You have to visit the doctor when you get home for an itch on your junk.

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Re: How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2008, 05:02:37 AM »
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, had a good trip to Vegas for the CES show, did we Ty?    >:D
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Re: How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2008, 06:50:47 AM »
does sound like the voice of experience >:D


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Re: How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2008, 07:03:20 AM »
Hmmmmmmmm... gotta love Vegas! O0

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Re: How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2008, 07:10:23 AM »
Vega$...funny, and my brother still thinks it'll be a good place to raise my nephew.


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Re: How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 10:28:26 AM »
tyler.....man... u must had a helluva time in vegas. >:D

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Re: How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2008, 11:27:09 AM »
That right there Tyler...says a hell of a lot....lol.  I was actually a good boy in vegas....i have been haunted too many times before...lol

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Re: How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2008, 03:55:54 PM »
I would say that these aren't exactly from personal experience, but I do know people that have done these things.
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Re: How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2008, 08:55:41 AM »
I would say that these aren't exactly from personal experience, but I do know people that have done these things.

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Re: How to know that you've been bad in Vegas
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2008, 11:08:07 AM »
I would say that these aren't exactly from personal experience, but I do know people that have done these things.

Yeah, a "friend" right?

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