GETTING THE BRO BACK!!!

[Tucker-54]

Okay, so my bro is officially dead


IF you read in my Pweeeze help topic, he barged in on my shaving ritual, and airhorned me.....unfortunately, i have a knick to prove it.........



I need some good, but not tooo mean, suggestions on how to get him back


old school style, but not to hurt him cuz he's my wreslin partner, fellow football game cheerleader, and rockclimbing partner

[Tyler]

You could always shave his head while he's sleeping...

Freeze all of his underwear...make sure they're wet first

I'm sure some of the other jokesters here will help you out some more.

[Tucker-54]

shaving his head would be really funny especially that he has about 3-4inches of hair kept in a shaggy style

[Tyler]

All you need is one swoop down the middle with some clippers...then he has to go the rest of the way.

[GASlick]

One time, I waited until my  brother was in the shower and snatched the curtain open and took as many pictures as possible before he realized what was going on.

That was FUNNY!  The threat of internet is a wonderful thing.

[PBurke]

everything i can think of is pretty cruel   

[BaldRob]

Icy Hot in the jock strap or underwear works wonders!  Muhahahahahahaha

[schro]

I like the razor to the hair idea, ala "Jackass". Sounds like his hair is important to him.

Hope the gash heals up quickly.

[Timmay]

Yes ...wait until he is asleep....if you happen to be there....have the radio turned on so it drowns out the buzzing noise....get right up on him and just buzz away. 
Tyler the freezing the underwear thing....what is even better is to get some gallon size freezer bags put all the underwear i there....fill it with water...place in a bowl...set in freezer....it just takes a little longer to thaw out...lol
Another thing to do is...take the shower head off....take a packet of unsweetened Koolaid...dump the powder into the shower head....he will get a bloody suprise..depending on what color or flavor you choose. 

[Timmay]

Here is another funny thing we did as teenagers.  Spent the night at a buddy of mine house.  There was 4 of us all together.  Well my buddy was whinning all night about how we were keeping him up late cause he had to work early in the morning.  Well after he went to sleep..we advanced the time up about 45 minutes fast....went out to his car...he had one of those chevettes...( yeah remember those) anyways we set his car up on some blocks...just enough to get the tires off the ground. Well he thought he got up late....he was rushing around trying to hurry to get ready...then we hear him out in the drive way bitchin up a storm LOL....then it really pissed him off that he was actually up early.  LOL

[Tucker-54]

hahaha wow Tim thats a great one, the worst ive done is some minor teepee-ing with about 200 rolls, a few seran wrap tubes for the car doors, and a few thousand forks, and then wait for the sprinklers and ring the doorbell with a hose ready for them to come out......wearing skimasks of course

[WannaBePadre]

Tim, I don't ever want to make you angry.

[Nick912]

haha this is great! I knew this crazy woman one time and she said her husband pissed her off one time so she put a big strip of Duct tape on his scrotum while he was sleeping.  She also said that she rubbed fiberglass insulation on the inside of his briefs.    Thats gotta itch!!!

[Timmay]

wouldnt want to piss Nick off either! LOL

[StogieStang]

Shaving his head seems like the way to go.  Especially since he messed up your head with his prank.  Be sure to post pictures of your new recruit to slybaldguys.     Maybe you can get a referral from the deal.