Advantages:
1) No more combs
2) No more over priced shampoo
3) No more hair dryers
4) No more messed up hair from driving with the windows open
5) You don't look like everyone else in the room
6) No drippy hair for 20 minutes after getting out of the pool
7) No more bed or hat head
Women love to give SLY guys "The Rub"
9) People with hair naturally know that SLY guys are just cool (think about it.... when you had hair you know you thought that)
10) Confidence..... show me a SLY guy that isn't confident in his look.... you probably can't do it
Mike