90 Year Old Women Are Like Macho Men

[don]

Every Monday my library shows a movie at 5.00. I usually go as does my Mom and 90 year old aunt and some neighborhood people. Well,yesterday during the movie my aunt lifts her ass and rips this long,audible fart.The women next to her didn't even react as she is old and hard of hearing.Then about awhile later she does it again,long and audible so this guy about my age turns to me and says "Who did that?" So I discreetly point my thumb in my aunts vicinity.He might have even thought I meant the other woman.At that he just burst out laughing,quietly of course.If others heard her they politely ignored it.Although some are elderly and might be hearing impaired.I tried not to laugh but everytime I thought about it I couldn't contain myself.I guess women that old feel they paid their dues and don't have to be discreet about anything anymore.I just had to share that funny story with you guys.

[Mikekoz13]

Yeah.... my wife runs the Senior Center in town and more than once one of those geezers has let one rip right in front of me. The women do seem to be the worst offenders..... they usually just give a little giggle.

By the way.... the use of the word "geezers" is used as a term of endearment and not meant to be offensive. I think old people are very cool.........

[buuckkweet]

Right on guys!  Old people are cool.  They've paid their dues and have earned the right to just say F__K IT!  

Seriously, I've learned a lot of great stuff from much older folks.  They tell it like it is.

[J Digory]

The old ones are great. I feel bad when I see older people that aren't so happy any longer, but it really lifts my spirits to see an old person with some joy.

I have a fart related story!
I work in a pizza shop. I spend many hours where it is just me and whoever decides to come in to the store during the non-peak hours. One of my very regulars is a case worker of some kind and an autistic young man. They are both very pleasant and the worker is a really hot lady. Well, the young man is eating his pizza pretty close to the kitchen where I am wasting time. He lets out a GIANT fart that shakes his whole seat. Neither him nor the lady act like anything just happened, but my eyebrows rose really high. I wanted to be respectful, but hey...I don't know why but farts are funny to me! I am holding the laughter within my head, when I start to smell the fart. Oh MAN it's bad! That's when the culprit starts fanning his hand in front of his own nose! But the whole time, the lady didn't bat an eyelash or even acknowledge anything at all happened! She must have nerves of STEEL!

[Bolohead]

My dad before he passed away... did just that in public one time.  Not expecting his response to his letting it go, just stated, "They pay no rent, they got to get out." 

[Mikekoz13]

My dad before he passed away... did just that in public one time.  Not expecting his response to his letting it go, just stated, "They pay no rent, they got to get out." 

Your Dad must have been a character..........That's hilarious!