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Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« on: January 16, 2008, 06:54:09 PM »
Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_15815_6-most-unsettling-medication-side-effects.html

Propecia

The fear of hair loss grips many a man, because we know the odds are overwhelming we will not turn into a cool, suave bald guy like Patrick Stewart, and will instead wind up more like our weird Uncle Paul with his increasingly desperate comb-overs.

Thankfully, science stumbled upon an answer in Propecia, a drug invented to treat prostate problems that messes with the testosterone in your body enough to help you hang on to your hair. What could possibly go wrong?

Side effects may include ...
It's called "gynecomastia," the first four letters of which should make any man arch his eyebrow and feel wary. And with good cause, as gynecomastia means boobs. Boobs that can make milk. No, seriously.


There's got to be a Rob Schneider movie in here somewhere.

Should you worry?
Propecia is powerful sh*t; if you've seen the ads on TV you know that pregnant women aren't even allowed to touch the pills. The little bit that seeps in through the skin can mess the baby up so bad that even having a mom and a dad able to nurse couldn't save them.

Still, the odds on the man-boob thing are extremely small, which probably doesn't make the few lactating bald dudes out there feel any better. What will make them feel better is knowing that the effects are reversible and the man-boobs go away when you stop taking it. Of course, the luxuriant head of hair you grew goes away, too.


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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 06:58:04 PM »
Gynocomastia affects tons and tons of dudes out there, Propecia can exacerbate it, however depending on the severity it is not "reversible"

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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 08:13:51 PM »
wow that is some scary stuff. its like the dude is turning into a woman. a balding woman i suspect.

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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 08:52:55 PM »
MAN I WANT THOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 08:55:27 PM »
MAN I WANT THOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!





I am dying here.  I just got this picture in my mind of Timmy (aka the Wendy's girl) with his red and whites and sporting the "Man Boobs".  I am rolling on the floor.  :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 08:56:36 PM »
Hey you better watch it...cause that mental image just might turn into reality!

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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2008, 08:57:29 PM »
Hey you better watch it...cause that mental image just might turn into reality!



Another reason to really hit that diet hard.
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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2008, 09:43:30 PM »
wow timmy did you get all that healthy looking hair from propecia? :*))

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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2008, 09:47:37 PM »
OMG...how do I get that mental image of Timmy out of there.

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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2008, 02:11:13 AM »
Lactating redhaired Timmy...

Oh, god!  The mental image!  Shoot me now!
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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2008, 02:18:15 AM »
I will not be able to sleep a wink tonight now.  :'(


Picturing Tim with man boobs and that mop and red and whites. I'm truly messed for life now!

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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2008, 06:06:23 AM »
OMG...how do I get that mental image of Timmy out of there.

Somehow, I don't think the words "mental" and "Timmy" belong in the same sentence....then again, it depend on what context you're describing.


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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2008, 07:40:06 AM »
LOL......hey its all your faults.....I wasnt like this until I joined this place...honest.

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Re: Yet ANOTHER reason to clear away the debris and go sly...
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2008, 09:56:08 AM »
Yeah, if you guys need me I will be in the shower... in the fetal position... trying to forget the horror.
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