things U don't say 2 a fencer...

[warhawk]

hello fellow chrome domes....b4 i begin i just wanted 2 give a definition of the word "fencer" 4 all R newbies.  "fencer" is a person who is thinking about shaving his/hers dome but is unsure & goes 2 the sly forum 4 support.  4 all other sly words....U can visit the SLY DICTIONARY section of the forum.

okay...back 2 the topic...  as all of u know we (SBG FORUM) give that brotherly love 2 everyone by giving words of encouragement, support, & understanding.  but most of all we R also known 4 our crazy humor.  so.... i wanted 2 start a post on THINGS U DON'T SAY 2 A FENCER.  i'll start:  "i agree with u ....(insert name of fencer)...i would definitely use that money that u were going 2 use 2 remodel your bathroom and join the HAIR CLUB FOR MEN".

alright... what's your humorous response.   LET the SARCASM (sp?) begin!!!

WARHAWK

[D.A.L.U.I.]

"You really look great with that combover & hole, it suits your personality and tells the ladies where you're coming from!"

[Timmay]

Oh yeah man....use the money and go buy you one of those "toppers"  its no different then being sly...cause you dont have to wash it like you do reg. hair...just rinse it and hang it up to dry...and another thing...you wont ever have to worry about it truning grey.....when you get to be 80 you will still have the same hair color as you did in your 30's, but you will have to dye your eyebrows or shave them off....cause they will turn grey and no one wants to see dark hair and grey brows.  Oh and dont worry about it blowing off your head...you can wear a hat or get some of that double sided sticky tape ...no one will ever notice. 

[Paul]

DON'T DO IT MAN, you'll regret the confidence and freedom it gives you!!!

[PBurke]

chicks dig those six hairs laid out across you bald noggin.

[Alexander215]

chicks dig those six hairs laid out across you bald noggin.

Man what if they had dreads? you would have to tack them on or something across the dome

[SLYinKC]

Dude....That horseshoe......It is you man!!!!

[Marz]

A ponytail gives the illusion you have hair.

[schro]

Man, your horseshoe makes you look 10 years younger. Let's go cruise chicks at the senior center!!!

[warhawk]

MAN.....that skullet is rocking!!!  it's a keeper!!!

WARHAWK

[sparkster123]

man your receeding hairline looks good. i wish i never started shaveing my head.

[andrew]

You really shouldn't shave your head, because that 3-foot combover that blows in the wind like a horses tail, is very stylish.

[JDog]

An extensive study by the University of Washington reveals that women really find the horseshoe mullet an attractive look.

The study also shows that out of 1000 women surveyed, all 1000 would rather date a man with a combover than a man with a slick bald head. Many women feel the combover is the ultimate expression of style and sophistication.

[R o b 6]

"Dude, Benjamin Franklin called. He wants his skullet back."

[warhawk]

PLEASE....don't shave your head!!!  that donald trump haircut is U!!!

WARHAWK