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Offline Alexander215

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Danger of shaving
« on: January 09, 2008, 04:42:49 AM »
Speaking of dangers, my lady was in the shower and somehow managed to get a splinter.

Long story short, it turned out it was actually one of my hairs, stuck in her foot! I managed to get it out but now I have to scrub the tub every time I shave!
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 06:00:39 AM »
That's a new one.  Just don't let the hairs get that long before you shave them next time. ;D
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2008, 04:59:18 PM »
My wife swears that my Headslick makes the shower slimey -- but why don't I ever feel it when I get in?  I can't convince her otherwise that she's imagining it.
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2008, 05:02:39 PM »
shdwwlk....i'm with rick on that one.  that's something new.  hope your lady is okay.

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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2008, 06:19:58 PM »
Funny bro!

Hope she'll recover from the "Brundle Fly" injury ;)!
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2008, 06:30:07 PM »
That is funny!

Damn bro your hair must be pretty tough stuff to pierce skin, especially the skin on the foot.
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 09:56:56 PM »
That is classic! You must have some tough hairs to give a splinter bro!
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2008, 04:45:20 PM »
If she get's another one I'll take a high res pic for yall  :XX I didn't quite believe it either.
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2008, 04:59:17 PM »
too much iron in your diet.
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2008, 05:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Marz on January 10, 2008, 04:59:17 PM
too much iron in your diet.

Ha! It reminds me of the Outerlimits episode where the dude starts turning into a metal statue, but it begins with his whiskers and hair turning into wire
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2008, 05:09:58 PM »
Exactly, someone trying to punch you in the face will most likely fell as though he is punching the business end of a wire brush.

You should probably go ahead and get fitted for your super hero suit... you can be splinterhead or wirebeard or something like that.

Too bad you cant spray them off your head at will like a porcupine... you might want to work on that.
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2008, 06:09:09 PM »
I was thinking steel wool.
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2008, 07:04:53 PM »
I'll give you $10 bucks to stop over and grind the rust off my mower deck with your head.  Market it right you could make tons of money on the side!

I can hear it now:
Marvel Comics introduces 'Steel Wool' who fights crime with his Iron Will for Justice and trusty sidekick, 'Brillo Boy'. 

You suit would have to be anti snag fabric though.
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2008, 09:32:22 PM »
Quote from: Marz on January 10, 2008, 05:09:58 PM
Exactly, someone trying to punch you in the face will most likely fell as though he is punching the business end of a wire brush.

You should probably go ahead and get fitted for your super hero suit... you can be splinterhead or wirebeard or something like that.

Too bad you cant spray them off your head at will like a porcupine... you might want to work on that.
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You could call your self ...."BRILLO BOY"
LOL LOL
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Re: Danger of shaving
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2008, 09:33:30 PM »
Quote from: 440satellite on January 10, 2008, 07:04:53 PM
I'll give you $10 bucks to stop over and grind the rust off my mower deck with your head.  Market it right you could make tons of money on the side!

I can hear it now:
Marvel Comics introduces 'Steel Wool' who fights crime with his Iron Will for Justice and trusty sidekick, 'Brillo Boy'. 

You suit would have to be anti snag fabric though.


OOOPS Im sorry I didnt read down the post far enough.....you already covered Brillo BOy
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