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#15 by PBurke on 08 Dec, 2006 16:40
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Gallagher!!!!!!!!!
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#16 by Robmeister on 08 Dec, 2006 16:46
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By the way....can anyone tell me who is a newcomer that does the "have you ever noticed...." vein of classic Carlin and Seinfeld? Noner...any Carlinites out there?
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#17 by BaldRob on 09 Dec, 2006 18:25
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Mitch Hedberg... RIP, but freakin' hilarious!
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#18 by Robmeister on 09 Dec, 2006 20:26
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Hedburg was awesome! Here are some of his liners:
"Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus.'..... One of those two doesn't sound right."
"Wearing a turtle-neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy...all damn day! In fact, if you wear a backpack and a turtle-neck, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down!"
"My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition...but you people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on."
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later....so, yeah.'"
"I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs."
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
Whenever somebody hands me a flier, it's like they're saying, "Here, *you* throw this away."
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#19 by Tyler on 09 Dec, 2006 21:13
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"Wearing a turtle-neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy...all damn day! In fact, if you wear a backpack and a turtle-neck, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down!"
Frickin' Hilarious!! -
#20 by BaldRob on 10 Dec, 2006 10:13
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I haven't been out there yet. The clubs don't pair for you airfare and its hard enough getting them to pay for for a motel. Maybe if I get som extra cash. Actually, I might be doind small tour to the midwest in the summer of 07. I'll keep you posted.
Midwest tour?!?! Definitely hit the northern burbs of Chi-town!!! -
#21 by Robmeister on 11 Dec, 2006 08:41
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I haven't been out there yet. The clubs don't pair for you airfare and its hard enough getting them to pay for for a motel. Maybe if I get som extra cash. Actually, I might be doind small tour to the midwest in the summer of 07. I'll keep you posted.
Midwest tour?!?! Definitely hit the northern burbs of Chi-town!!!
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#22 by Noner on 11 Dec, 2006 08:46
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Well Denver, is a bit expensive for me. I'm not on comedy central yet and after flight, room and food, sometimes it costs me money to do a gig.
I just did chicago last summer so I will hopefully do it again in September 07.
I'm still working on a schedule. -
#23 by PBurke on 07 Jan, 2007 07:21
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noner. i might be able to get you a gig at a local casino. if you are interested. as long as i get to hang out like i am important or something. i know some lay-days that could be the groupies. whatcha think?
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#24 by Vash on 08 Jan, 2007 03:30
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For stand up comedy I really like Dylan Moran, he's brilliant, an Irish guy... big fan. Look for his DVD "Monster".
Also Bill Bailey, George Carlin, Dane Cook and Mark Day.
Used to dig Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy from their stand up days. -
#25 by Johnny on 08 Jan, 2007 08:32
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Mitch Hedberg... RIP, but freakin' hilarious!
I'll go along with Mitch. He was a Mpls guy. I love catching his stuff on XM 150. "We never give the sesame seed its full potential. But what is a Sesame........its a way to open things and .........a street!!
Man I love that bit.
Dane Cook is another funny dude. -
#26 by BaldRob on 08 Jan, 2007 08:44
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Midwest tour?!?! Definitely hit the northern burbs of Chi-town!!!
That would be cool, Noner! A SBG event in Chicagoland!
JJ
The SBG Convention is in Chicago for 2008... I persuaded them using my Chicago style!
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#27 by Vash on 08 Jan, 2007 14:57
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SlyBaldCon 2008. I like it.
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#28 by PigPen on 08 Jan, 2007 15:24
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Midwest tour?!?! Definitely hit the northern burbs of Chi-town!!!
That would be cool, Noner! A SBG event in Chicagoland!
JJ
The SBG Convention is in Chicago for 2008... I persuaded them using my Chicago style!
Don't let Rob fool ya. He was the only sucker...er volunteer we could find for 2008. Since he lives in the Windy City he decided it would be there in January 2008.
I'm bringin electric socks -
#29 by Noner on 08 Jan, 2007 16:14
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Yeah, Chicago is cool and the lay-days are great. They are much friendlier than NYC.
(But I love the NYC attitude.)
I have some great stories about lawn chairs in Chicago if you get a few beers in me.