A man walks into a bar and orders a Grasshopper.
2 hours later he stumbles out of the bar and on the walk back home, he notices a grasshopper perched on a toadstool reading a little newspaper.
The man drunkenly blurts out "I've just been down at my local bar, did you know they have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper replies " You mean they have a drink called Earving?"
