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Offline SlickEric

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Got Any Grapes?
« on: December 21, 2007, 02:47:33 PM »


A duck walks into this bar in Melbourne and says "Got any grapes?" and the bartender says "No we don't sell grapes!".

The next day the duck comes back and says "Got any grapes?" and the bartender says "No we don't sell grapes, and the next time you come in here for grapes I'm going to nail your feet to the ground!!"

So the next day the duck comes back and says "Got any nails?" and the bartender says "No, we don't sell nails" so the duck says "Got any hammers?" and the bartender says "No we don't sell hammers!" So the duck says "Got any grapes?"
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Offline Paul

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Re: Got Any Grapes?
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 03:16:38 PM »
Nice job, gave me a much needed laugh.   :*))
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Re: Got Any Grapes?
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2007, 05:48:05 PM »
good one...eric. :*))

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Re: Got Any Grapes?
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2007, 06:58:38 PM »
that was a good one
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