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A Polite Way to Pee....... by Timmay on 21 Dec, 2007 08:09
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
"What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'"
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#1 by Jim80 on 21 Dec, 2007 08:48
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good one
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#2 by warhawk on 21 Dec, 2007 08:56
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timmy....that was 2 funny.
WARHAWK
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#3 by ncblue on 21 Dec, 2007 08:56
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Nice one
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#4 by Paul on 21 Dec, 2007 13:51
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Good one Timmy
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#5 by Tyler on 21 Dec, 2007 15:23
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Dude, that is absolutely hilarious!
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#6 by frostillicus123 on 21 Dec, 2007 18:59
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that is wicket
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#7 by SLYinKC on 21 Dec, 2007 19:57
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Very funny, Timmy.