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Im prolly going to go to hell for this but its funny by Timmay on 14 Dec, 2007 12:48
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A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, 'Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?'
She giggles and shyly replies, 'Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.'
St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, 'Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?' The girl is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and stroked one.'
St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, 'Carla, what seems to be the rush?'
The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it'. -
#1 by PBurke on 14 Dec, 2007 13:02
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i was raised catholic.( recovering now) and i am going to hell with ya caused i laughed my asss off.
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#2 by nomad on 14 Dec, 2007 19:00
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I guess I'm on the same road to hell with both of you.
I laughed my a$$ off!
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#3 by JDog on 14 Dec, 2007 19:05
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I am a submarine catholic. I only resurface when there is trouble and sh*t hits the fan.
That is funny Timm. -
#4 by charlesh1609 on 14 Dec, 2007 19:27
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#5 by Bald_freak on 14 Dec, 2007 20:52
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i was raised catholic.( recovering now) and i am going to hell with ya caused i laughed my asss off.
Me too, I've already got a condo reserved down there, when you guys arive stop over for a beer
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#6 by Tyler on 15 Dec, 2007 00:51
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Though, they probably only serve warm Mad Dog 20/20i was raised catholic.( recovering now) and i am going to hell with ya caused i laughed my asss off.
Me too, I've already got a condo reserved down there, when you guys arive stop over for a beer
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#7 by frostillicus123 on 15 Dec, 2007 04:41
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hahaha good one
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#8 by Bald_freak on 18 Dec, 2007 15:02
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Though, they probably only serve warm Mad Dog 20/20i was raised catholic.( recovering now) and i am going to hell with ya caused i laughed my asss off.
Me too, I've already got a condo reserved down there, when you guys arive stop over for a beer
Nah. Warm, flat PBR, 2 years past it's freshness date. -
#9 by PigPen on 18 Dec, 2007 16:17
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I'm goin too. My boss and I have a spot reserved next to the Snow Cone Machine.
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#10 by WannaBePadre on 18 Dec, 2007 18:27
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And I was gonna post the Simpson's Catholic Heaven scene
... but 20th Century Fox got it removed from YouTube for copyright infringment :-(