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Offline Vash

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Oh gimme a break!
« on: December 11, 2007, 06:36:01 AM »
Forget pills, chemicals, creams or electrotherapy!! Apparently you can simply HYPNOTIZE yourself into regrowing the hair you've lost!  :px

"Hypnosis can permanently change the cellular condition of these follicles and begin noticeable hair growth within 3 weeks. "

all for ONLY $49.99!!


http://www.wendi.com/html/hair_growth.html

I think I'm gonna have to call bullsh*t on ol' Wendi here  :-\

Sorry if I'm reposting or if someone else already show you guys this one.. but I came across it and just HAD to get ya'll to laugh along with me.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2007, 07:40:10 AM by ShineHead »
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Offline Timmay

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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 06:57:23 AM »
I say lets call her on it.........what you say guys??
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 08:13:39 AM »
Yeah, I say she's blowing smoke.
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 08:21:48 AM »
really, it works. i got hypnotized (well, drunk really) and hair started growing on my......wait that was a bad dream. i say bullcrap on wendi too.
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 10:17:50 AM »
wow, it's amazing what people will do for a buck.

There is the possibility that she actually believes this ... and if that is the case, she is certified as more as just a hypnotherapist.
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 10:58:34 AM »
perhaps she hypnotizes bald guys into BELIEVING they have hair, so every time they look in a mirror or pass a window they see a FULL HEAD OF HAIR, when everyone else just sees a bald head... >:D

Maybe she hypnotized HERSELF first, into believing that she could hypnotize people into believing whatever she wanted them to believe... :D

For a FEE, of course... :/O

She ought to watch it, hypnotizing shiny chrome domes though: the power might reflect back and turn her into a raving LOONY - if she isnt one already. :Xo!
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 12:46:47 PM »
wow, it's amazing what people will do for a buck. 
Marz:
This might be a good racket for the Forum, under another name.  We know all the fears and apprehensions of balding guys, let's play on them, promise them a better life, and only charge $25 a throw.  It's been done before and the balding rarely learn, and a lot that did seem to be here!  The "sly" non-members won't lose anything, and the customers won't lose anything but $25, since we won't operate on them or fill them w/ pills either.  Let's just provide an "ancient" matra to be recited 10 times a night, except under the full moon, when it's a hundred, nude in the moonlight.  Mantra, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA!"
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 01:02:39 PM »
OMG! It Works!!!!

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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2007, 01:13:27 PM »
LOL!  Man, where do people come up with this stuff?
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2007, 04:55:22 PM »
Quote from: ShineHead on December 11, 2007, 06:36:01 AM

"Hypnosis can permanently change the cellular condition of these follicles and begin noticeable hair growth within 3 weeks. "

all for ONLY $49.99!!
:/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O B$F!g

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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 01:43:01 AM »
Quote from: warhawk on December 11, 2007, 04:55:22 PM
Quote from: ShineHead on December 11, 2007, 06:36:01 AM

"Hypnosis can permanently change the cellular condition of these follicles and begin noticeable hair growth within 3 weeks. "

all for ONLY $49.99!!
:/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O :/O B$F!g

WARHAWK O0

Ditto!!!!
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2007, 08:01:34 AM »
Leave it to Marz to be the fool to try the crap out.....oh wait ...thats not his real hair....lol
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2007, 09:06:16 AM »
Marz, That would be some awesome contacts to have!!
That hair makes me want to visit the carwash..... for the older crowd!!  ;D
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2007, 09:16:41 AM »
yeah ...I bet Marz could give you a real good BUFF job! LOL
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Re: Oh gimme a break!
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2007, 09:57:59 AM »
If hypnotism caused hair growth wouldnt this woman be a millionaire by now?   :/O :/O :D
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