Author Topic: Yo Mamma (Read 7097 times)

Timmay · « **Reply #30 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:29:04 AM »

Yo momma so poor i seen her kickin those boxes down teh street..i asked her what she was doing..she said moving

PBurke · « **Reply #31 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:30:19 AM »

yo momma so stupid............dats all, she just stupid!

PigPen · « **Reply #32 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:33:29 AM »

Yo mama's so fat when she walks into McDonald's everyone stands outside to watch the numbers change.

PigPen · « **Reply #33 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:34:27 AM »

Yo mama's so fat, she was standing on the street corner and the cops said, "Hey let's break it up people, nothing to see here"

PigPen · « **Reply #34 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:35:26 AM »

Yo mama's so ugly she had to get you drunk to breast feed you.

PigPen · « **Reply #35 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:36:06 AM »

Yo mama's so fat, she smokes a turkey after sex.

PigPen · « **Reply #36 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:39:35 AM »

Yo mama's so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

champ007 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:42:31 AM »

Yo mama so fat she wears a circus tent for a moo moo!

PigPen · « **Reply #38 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:49:21 AM »

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil

warhawk · « **Reply #39 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:18:53 PM »

Yo momma so ugly ...we all beat the crap out of Warhawk!

WARHAWK

warhawk · « **Reply #40 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:20:10 PM »

i heard that yo momma got fired from her job at the sperm bank. the boss caught her drinking on the job.

WARHAWK

Bald_freak · « **Reply #41 on:** December 06, 2007, 01:59:13 PM »

Yo momma is SO FAT!!! When she pulls down her panties her pu$$y is still in them.

Timmay · « **Reply #42 on:** December 06, 2007, 02:04:32 PM »

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh bald freak...Did you have to? LOL

ugabulldog · « **Reply #43 on:** December 06, 2007, 02:33:39 PM »

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

PigPen · « **Reply #44 on:** December 06, 2007, 03:19:31 PM »

Yo mama's so fat she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away the "w"'s