I know this is an old topic. However, I got a chuckle out of reading it. As many have said, to each his own on the waxing topic. As for me, I am leaving Big Sam & The Boys as is.
i waxed my back last summer....not too much hair just 2 weird looking patches....the chick who did it was crazy! she knocked over her tray table thingy waxing me....not that it hurt(it was kinda refreshing) it just left me w/some weird rash/bumpy deal on my back. But waxing the package??? not sure that wouldnt hurt like hell! try just trimming w/ a clipper or scissors maybe.....a dude i used to work with said he thought he had hacked off half a nut....so maybe thats not to good either....
Heheheh..
Somewhere I heard that if you mix lemon juice and water and suger together it forms together to remove hair. I am not 100% Sure on it, But I am looking..
Or.. While I wait to see if other people know if this is true/works, I think I will go try and make it and see what it turns out to be...
EDIT:
Just looked it up (no need for me to experiment at 1"oo in the morning), It has to be three parts suger, Half part water, Half part lemon juice(Got it off a Yahoo! Answer). Does it work? I have no clue. Shall I try and find out in the morning? Maybe
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The clip in the movie "40 year old virgin" of Steve Carrell getting his chest waxed is enough to scare me away for ever..
I have had my back waxed... no big deal at all.
I am no gorilla though.
Seriously.
I was kinda worried that it would be painful as I had the same "40 Year Old Virgin" scene playing in my head. The lady that did it came in and asked "have you ever been waxed before?" and I of course answered "only the Manzillian" and we shared a laugh then I looked her in the eye and said "no, really"... then started laughing gain and assured her I had never had any waxing done before. She went on to tell me that it hurts but not unbearably.
I took off my shirt and let her go to town.
It was nothing really, a little discomfort but really it is no big deal. If getting a tattoo was an 8, this would rank a 4 or 5. Plus it only took her about 10 min and I had a back like a male model (aside from the beer belly attached to the front of it).
Its one of those things that if you have ever thought about it, fork over the cash and do it at least once. I promise if it makes you cry I will Fed Ex a lollypop to ya.
Seriously.
I was kinda worried that it would be painful as I had the same "40 Year Old Virgin" scene playing in my head. The lady that did it came in and asked "have you ever been waxed before?" and I of course answered "only the Manzillian" and we shared a laugh then I looked her in the eye and said "no, really"... then started laughing gain and assured her I had never had any waxing done before. She went on to tell me that it hurts but not unbearably.
I took off my shirt and let her go to town.
It was nothing really, a little discomfort but really it is no big deal. If getting a tattoo was an 8, this would rank a 4 or 5. Plus it only took her about 10 min and I had a back like a male model (aside from the beer belly attached to the front of it).
Its one of those things that if you have ever thought about it, fork over the cash and do it at least once. I promise if it makes you cry I will Fed Ex a lollypop to ya.

I would imagine that getting the chest waxed is a lot more painful than getting the back done.
Seriously.
I was kinda worried that it would be painful as I had the same "40 Year Old Virgin" scene playing in my head. The lady that did it came in and asked "have you ever been waxed before?" and I of course answered "only the Manzillian" and we shared a laugh then I looked her in the eye and said "no, really"... then started laughing gain and assured her I had never had any waxing done before. She went on to tell me that it hurts but not unbearably.
I took off my shirt and let her go to town.
It was nothing really, a little discomfort but really it is no big deal. If getting a tattoo was an 8, this would rank a 4 or 5. Plus it only took her about 10 min and I had a back like a male model (aside from the beer belly attached to the front of it).
Its one of those things that if you have ever thought about it, fork over the cash and do it at least once. I promise if it makes you cry I will Fed Ex a lollypop to ya.

I would imagine that getting the chest waxed is a lot more painful than getting the back done.
I dont think it would be much worse... I did realize that if you have a woman that waxes... she loves you very much.
Seriously.
I was kinda worried that it would be painful as I had the same "40 Year Old Virgin" scene playing in my head. The lady that did it came in and asked "have you ever been waxed before?" and I of course answered "only the Manzillian" and we shared a laugh then I looked her in the eye and said "no, really"... then started laughing gain and assured her I had never had any waxing done before. She went on to tell me that it hurts but not unbearably.
I took off my shirt and let her go to town.
It was nothing really, a little discomfort but really it is no big deal. If getting a tattoo was an 8, this would rank a 4 or 5. Plus it only took her about 10 min and I had a back like a male model (aside from the beer belly attached to the front of it).
Its one of those things that if you have ever thought about it, fork over the cash and do it at least once. I promise if it makes you cry I will Fed Ex a lollypop to ya.

Cool, you had the guts to do it...
but since you've ventured into the "wax zone" have you ever thought about goin' for the waxed dome?
Seems like the skin would even be more taught then the back, possibly making it a little less painful yet...
maybe?
I might just dip my entire body in wax...
I might just dip my entire body in wax... 
Be sure to youtube it....would love to see that...ouch!!!!!
Seriously.
I was kinda worried that it would be painful as I had the same "40 Year Old Virgin" scene playing in my head. The lady that did it came in and asked "have you ever been waxed before?" and I of course answered "only the Manzillian" and we shared a laugh then I looked her in the eye and said "no, really"... then started laughing gain and assured her I had never had any waxing done before. She went on to tell me that it hurts but not unbearably.
I took off my shirt and let her go to town.
It was nothing really, a little discomfort but really it is no big deal. If getting a tattoo was an 8, this would rank a 4 or 5. Plus it only took her about 10 min and I had a back like a male model (aside from the beer belly attached to the front of it).
Its one of those things that if you have ever thought about it, fork over the cash and do it at least once. I promise if it makes you cry I will Fed Ex a lollypop to ya.

Cool, you had the guts to do it...
but since you've ventured into the "wax zone" have you ever thought about goin' for the waxed dome?
Seems like the skin would even be more taught then the back, possibly making it a little less painful yet...
maybe? 
Yeah but so much more hair per sq. in. I think it would be pretty painful.
Yeah but so much more hair per sq. in. I think it would be pretty painful.
I hear ya brutha...
but you look like a pretty tough dude...I bet you could take it!
Yeah but so much more hair per sq. in. I think it would be pretty painful.
I hear ya brutha...
but you look like a pretty tough dude...I bet you could take it! 
Careful, Marz ... BaldAndre has mastered the art of persuasion when it comes to this sort of thing ....