BulletHeads are users and owner of the easiest, best engineered barbecue/smoker in existence...
The Weber Smokey Mountain Cooker(aka "The Bullet")
Where do BulletHeads congregate? Right here!
http://virtualweberbullet.com/Why should Sly Guys care? Like you, BulletHeads appreciate clean, shiny, warm surfaces. BulletHeads have a ~ reputation~ for boldness. They will grill ANY meat in ANY weather. Today, for instance, today, even though it was snowing I bbq'd a 5 pound chuck roast so my son would quit giving me that "I'm hungry, Dad!" look with his big eyes. We make our own bacon, smoked ham, smoked turkey, if it can benefit from a gentle application of smoke, marinade and spice, BulletHeads are there!
So, I invite y'all to drop by the virtual bullet and look around. Also, regional Bald Bullet BBQ's should NOT be considered beyond the realm of possibility.