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Offline BaldBen

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Hillary gone SLY!
« on: October 31, 2007, 12:48:23 PM »
News Flash "Hillary Shaves Head
 to Grab Limelight from Obama"



Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, whose presidential campaign has been overshadowed in recent weeks by charismatic rival Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today walked into a K-Street beauty salon in Washington, D.C., commandeered the clippers and shaved her head down to the bare skin.

“If Britney Spears can milk a week’s worth of top headlines from this trivial act, so can I,” said a visibly-agitated Mrs. Clinton, who, as it turns out, has “magnificent head shape,” according to the stylist on duty.

The candidate said she has not ruled out visits to tattoo and piercing parlors, and will do “whatever it takes.”

“I’m in, and I’m in to win,” she said. “The American voters can now see that I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama, and I think they’ll draw their own conclusions.”


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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 12:53:56 PM »
ROTFL!  ;D :*)) ;D :*))
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 12:58:29 PM »
Too funny.... :*))
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2007, 12:59:34 PM »
Doug, the question is now that she's a sly brutha, does she have your vote?
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2007, 01:02:12 PM »
Well, I do tend to vote for Dems. We will see. There are so many hats in the ring right now, it is hard to tell who will get my vote.  :-\
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2007, 02:03:09 PM »
Wow!!! She looks good Sly! @nn!3

Who's got the cigar!!!!!!!!!!!! :*))
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2007, 02:21:46 PM »
Since she acts like a man, she might as well look like one.
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2007, 02:28:06 PM »
Quote from: schro on October 31, 2007, 02:21:46 PM
Since she acts like a man, she might as well look like one.

Well, you know why she can't wear short skits? Because her B#$LS would show.... $@y
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2007, 02:31:31 PM »
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2007, 02:35:41 PM »
The question is what candidates will now follow her lead ? 
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2007, 02:41:38 PM »
Quote from: wpruitt on October 31, 2007, 02:35:41 PM
The question is what candidates will now follow her lead ? 

Fred Thompson is practically there. Rudy G. too!
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2007, 04:23:30 PM »
She will shave her head when you know what freezes over.
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2007, 06:06:40 PM »
Quote from: BaldDoug on October 31, 2007, 02:28:06 PM
Quote from: schro on October 31, 2007, 02:21:46 PM
Since she acts like a man, she might as well look like one.

Well, you know why she can't wear short skits? Because her B#$LS would show.... $@y

I think you're right -- I saw a bulge in her dress.
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2007, 07:06:32 PM »
OK. I saw that pic and said to myself, self... she reminds me of someone. After pondering my mind a few secs it hit me,,,,, so I grabbed a pic quickly and merged them on one pic so everyone could give their opinion.
I added a few lines of hair for effect. Tell me what you think !!!!!!!
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Re: Hillary gone SLY!
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2007, 07:17:43 PM »
Quote from: REF311 on October 31, 2007, 02:03:09 PM
Wow!!! She looks good Sly! @nn!3

Who's got the cigar!!!!!!!!!!!! :*))


Monica.   >:D
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