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Offline BaldbyNature

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Ice Breaker?
« on: October 25, 2007, 12:23:48 PM »
That's the one thing I always have a problem with. What is a good Ice Breaker with the ladies?


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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2007, 12:45:20 PM »
That's the one thing I always have a problem with. What is a good Ice Breaker with the ladies?

Well ... here are a couple you can try:

''Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?''

or maybe...

''Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.''


I've never "personally" tried there ... but I'm sure they would work great for you  O0

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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2007, 12:54:08 PM »
That's the one thing I always have a problem with. What is a good Ice Breaker with the ladies?

Well ... here are a couple you can try:

''Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?''

or maybe...

''Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.''


I've never "personally" tried there ... but I'm sure they would work great for you  O0

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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 12:56:11 PM »
Yeah sure I'd see myself try theses lines  O0
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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 01:28:09 PM »
baldbynature.....when i was a single & unattached.... i just assertively approach a lay-day...by introducing myself.... "hi my name is........"   man....just keep it simple.   O0

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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 02:22:52 PM »
Hey Bald by Nature, you should check out the book "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists" by Neil Strauss (who's sly).  He's got some great techniques for breaking the ice.  It's also a very entertaining book.

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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2007, 04:35:15 PM »
"Fat penguin" That should break the ice.
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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2007, 06:17:06 PM »
Thanks Tyler, I'll be sure to look that up.
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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 07:08:05 PM »
"Fat penguin" That should break the ice.

That one alwaysw kills me.
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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2007, 10:49:57 PM »
Hey...are you single?

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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 03:23:37 AM »

''Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?''



 O0   :*))  :*))   That's hilarious! Definitely worth a try!
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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 08:23:19 PM »
How about?

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2007, 01:46:06 PM »
How about?

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
 :@` :*))


That's hilarious!
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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2007, 11:11:29 PM »
ok how about...

"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."???
 

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Re: Ice Breaker?
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2007, 11:17:17 PM »
"Hey baby, wanna wrestle?"

"Nice shoes, wanna do it?"

"Nice boobs, wanna go shoe shopping?"

Anything uttered by "The Todd" on Scrubs.

 



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