An old couple laying in bed one morning. Ethal rolls over and wishes Jed a Happy 50th wedding anniversary. What would you like for breakfast Jed? I would like for you to serve me breakfast in bed Ethal, go whip up some scrambled eggs and toast and a hot cup of your famous Hot cocoa. As Ethal gets up Jed notices how big her ass is. Under his breath and quietly he mentions that her ass is as big as a 8 row corn picker. He couldnt believe it. So he lays there quietly listening to her scrumble around in the kitchen whippin up breakfast. She finally returns with breakfast and Jed asks her..Hey Ethal since it is our 50th wedding anniversary..why dont we both see if we still have it in us? She was like .."In Us?" yeah you know Jed said...lets do a little hanky panky. She turns around looks at Jed and says.."If you think I am gonna rev up this 8 row corn picker for one ear of corn youre nuts!"
