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Offline MagmaBabe

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Bits down under...
« on: October 10, 2007, 03:52:21 PM »
After her 6th child, Julie decided to have some cosmetic surgery to tidy things up 'down below'. After the operation, she awoke puzzled to find 3 roses by her bed..

Julie: Nurse, who are these roses from?

Nurse: The first is from the surgeon for being a good patient, the second is from your husband, and the third is from Eric in the burns unit, thanking you for his new ears.


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Re: Bits down under...
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2007, 03:59:43 PM »
 O0 and  :o At the same time. Good one! We think too much alike, MBabe.
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Re: Bits down under...
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 04:05:29 PM »
ya know what Schro, I was just sitting there thinking the exact same thing!!!  :D  ;D
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I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances ~  Martha Washington

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Re: Bits down under...
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 04:14:35 PM »
Magma great minds think alike. I like your style O0
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Re: Bits down under...
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2007, 08:14:40 PM »
I don't care what anybody says thats funny $h!t!!! :*)) :*)) :*))
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