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It Happened Last Night...
by
BaldRob
on 17 Nov, 2006 07:44
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So, there I was in my local bar last night... just having a couple beverages to wind down the day (No, this story is not going to make Penthouse Forum). In walks this cute chick and her guy friend. The girl (all of about 22 or 23) sits down next to me and starts talking... after a few minutes she tells me that I should grow my hair back. I'm like "even if I could, I wouldn't... I like being bald". The she's like OH... Then I tell her to touch my head... For the next couple of minutes, she was rubbing it like it was going out of style, oooooo-ing and aaaaahhh-ing. By the time she left, she had transformed into a Bald-fan!!!
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#1
by
PigPen
on 17 Nov, 2006 07:57
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You da man Rob!!! I'm speechless, you're my hero and stuff and things.
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#2
by
BaldRob
on 17 Nov, 2006 08:08
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#3
by
PigPen
on 17 Nov, 2006 08:25
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(singing) Like Rob, if I could be like Rob
I wanna be I wanna be like Rob...
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#4
by
PBurke
on 17 Nov, 2006 09:31
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damn rob, can i hang out with you, your my hero. haha what did her man have to say to that?
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#5
by
Tyler
on 17 Nov, 2006 10:51
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Gotta love nights like that Rob!
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#6
by
BaldRob
on 17 Nov, 2006 13:00
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damn rob, can i hang out with you, your my hero. haha what did her man have to say to that?
Ha!! She kept emphasizing the he was just her friend, but he was giving me some seriously dirty looks... Probably the 60 pounds I had on his scrawny little ass was a good deterent... goes back to that tough guy look!!
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#7
by
PBurke
on 17 Nov, 2006 13:02
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AMEN brother.
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#8
by
VFRWolf
on 17 Nov, 2006 13:33
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Happens to me all the time, think it could be the name also?
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#9
by
Noner
on 17 Nov, 2006 13:46
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The she's like OH... Then I tell her to touch my head... For the next couple of minutes, she was rubbing it like it was going out of style, oooooo-ing and aaaaahhh-ing.
You should be one of those trashy romance novel writers.
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#10
by
Noner
on 17 Nov, 2006 13:49
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You could go under the pen name.
Steel Knights
Why did I pick that? I have no I dea, but I couldn'y think of a good name after I started posting
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#11
by
Professor Melon
on 19 Nov, 2006 16:02
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Dear BaldRob: doing my best to learn and live up to your ueber-coolness. See my latest under miscellaneous. Melon
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#12
by
Tyler
on 19 Nov, 2006 19:08
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Rob, looks like if we're ever all together that you'll have a couple of wing men with you...
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#13
by
BaldRob
on 19 Nov, 2006 21:54
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Rob, looks like if we're ever all together that you'll have a couple of wing men with you...
Always in need of wingmen!!
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#14
by
PBurke
on 20 Nov, 2006 06:02
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how about this one rob? i went to a casino sat. night with some friends. i was just hanging out, being good for a change, when it all started. i really don't know if this should be here or in a couple other threads. but anyway. the girls were dancing in the club, beer was flowin easy. (but slow, i had to drive) some drunk dude started stumblin all over the ladies so he had to get bounced. his buddy started to run his mouth until my friend and both stood there looking at him like he was stupid. hekept looking at me and decided he may as well go somewhere else in the club. then the ladiesstarted the rubbin' on the head. and the grinding on each other. but when they made a paul sandwich, damn, i had to get another drink and sit my ass down. ha ha but that was cool, they kept grinding on each other as well as my buddy and i. finally i did what was right, i finished my drink and went home, to my wife. tell me what you think gentlemen. it is a true story