It Happened Last Night...

[BaldRob]

So, there I was in my local bar last night... just having a couple beverages to wind down the day (No, this story is not going to make Penthouse Forum).  In walks this cute chick and her guy friend.  The girl (all of about 22 or 23) sits down next to me and starts talking... after a few minutes she tells me that I should grow my hair back.  I'm like "even if I could, I wouldn't... I like being bald".  The she's like OH... Then I tell her to touch my head... For the next couple of minutes, she was rubbing it like it was going out of style, oooooo-ing and aaaaahhh-ing.  By the time she left, she had transformed into a Bald-fan!!!

[PigPen]

You da man Rob!!! I'm speechless, you're my hero and stuff and things.

[BaldRob]

You da man Rob!!! I'm speechless, you're my hero and stuff and things.

One day, with lots of hard work and practice, you might aspire to rise to my level of uber-coolness!!   

[PigPen]

(singing) Like Rob, if I could be like Rob
I wanna be I wanna be like Rob...

[PBurke]

damn rob, can i hang out with you, your my hero. haha  what did her man have to say to that?

[Tyler]

Gotta love nights like that Rob!

[BaldRob]

damn rob, can i hang out with you, your my hero. haha  what did her man have to say to that?

Ha!!  She kept emphasizing the he was just her friend, but he was giving me some seriously dirty looks...  Probably the 60 pounds I had on his scrawny little ass was a good deterent...  goes back to that tough guy look!!

[PBurke]

AMEN brother.

[VFRWolf]

Happens to me all the time, think it could be the name also?   

[Noner]

The she's like OH... Then I tell her to touch my head... For the next couple of minutes, she was rubbing it like it was going out of style, oooooo-ing and aaaaahhh-ing.

You should be one of those trashy romance novel writers.

[Noner]

You could go under the pen name.

Steel Knights

Why did I pick that? I have no I dea, but I couldn'y think of a good name after I started posting

[Professor Melon]

  Dear BaldRob: doing my best to learn and live up to your ueber-coolness. See my latest under miscellaneous. Melon

[Tyler]

Rob, looks like if we're ever all together that you'll have a couple of wing men with you...

[BaldRob]

Rob, looks like if we're ever all together that you'll have a couple of wing men with you...

Always in need of wingmen!!   

[PBurke]

how about this one rob?  i went to a casino sat. night with some friends. i was just hanging out, being good for a change, when it all started.  i really don't know if this should be here or in a couple other threads. but anyway. the girls were dancing in the club, beer was flowin easy. (but slow, i had to drive)  some drunk dude started stumblin all over the ladies so he had to get bounced. his buddy started to run his mouth until my friend and both stood there looking at him like he was stupid. hekept looking at me and decided he may as well go somewhere else in the club.  then the ladiesstarted the rubbin' on the head. and the grinding on each other. but when they made a paul sandwich, damn, i had to get another drink and sit my ass down. ha ha but that was cool, they kept grinding on each other as well as my buddy and i. finally i did what was right, i finished my drink and went home, to my wife. tell me what you think gentlemen. it is a true story