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Bald Guys Eat For Free!
« on: August 15, 2006, 03:07:45 PM »
Ever near Lodi, CA? Well if you are and it's a Wednesday night, then head to Gary's Uptown Restaurant. Every Wednesday night Gary gives his bald patrons a discount on their meal based on how bald they are. If you are 50% bald, then you get 50% off. If you are completely bald like me, then you get 100% off.

I just learned about this today, so I'm thinking of heading up to Lodi tomorrow night to check this out. I'll let you know how the food is, but does it really matter if it's free?

You can find Gary's at:

Gary's Uptown Restaurant
1800 S Cherokee Ln.
Lodi, CA 95240
209.369.8696


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Re: Bald Guys Eat For Free!
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2006, 11:16:38 PM »
Apparently having bald guys eat free at your restaurant will get you tons of national press, but won't help you keep your business running.  I was going to make the pilgrimage to Lodi to get my free meal, but luckily I did a little research beforehand.  After about 1 hour of research I finally found out that Gary's has closed it's doors and is now called Jazzy Janes.  Sorry guys, but no free meals for us.   :'(
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Re: Bald Guys Eat For Free!
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2006, 12:54:03 AM »
lmao  DoH!!!   :'(
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Re: Bald Guys Eat For Free!
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 01:41:02 AM »
Here in Seattle, there is a place called, "Matt's Famous Chili Dogs".  One time I got a coupon emailed to me where bald guys got 10% off.  Turns out Matt is bald but not shaved.  But it started me going there from time to time for some great Chicago style hot dogs!