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Offline frostillicus123

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Engineering Student and the Bike
« on: September 26, 2007, 10:13:10 AM »
 Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
 
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2007, 10:22:39 AM »
Nice!   :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2007, 10:59:16 AM »
 :*)) I liked that one!!!
« Last Edit: September 26, 2007, 02:20:39 PM by SLYinKC »
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2007, 11:18:34 AM »
 :*)) :*)) Weird but definitely funny, frosty.
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2007, 11:53:16 AM »
That's hilarious
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2007, 12:17:31 PM »
Hey Frosty they're getting better. :*)) :*))
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2007, 02:06:59 PM »
frost....good one ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2007, 02:17:58 PM »
I think I can change "engineering" to "seminary" and get some mileage out of it. :-D

Great joke!
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2007, 03:33:12 PM »
ha ha ha roflmao
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2007, 05:18:04 PM »
Good one ... Some engineering buds and other Yellow Jackets are going to get that one!
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2007, 05:21:27 PM »
Great one!  I'm from a family of engineers, so they all got an email from me this afternoon.
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2007, 07:41:56 PM »
Quote from: Tom. on September 26, 2007, 12:17:31 PM
Hey Frosty they're getting better. :*)) :*))

Getting better would imply there is/was need for improvement you must have been reading them backwards or something
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Re: Engineering Student and the Bike
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2007, 09:07:06 PM »
Great one bro.   O0
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