I cooked dinner for some friends and family the other night when during the meal, someone found a hair the the soup. Since I was the cook, all eyes turned to me -- but just for a brief moment. Then they all realized that it couldn't have been me.
Also, my wife can't blame me for getting any hair trapped in the bathroom drain.
LOL! That got you off the hook! I have to be careful with the goatee, but if the hair is longer than a couple centimeters, I'm good to go.