10 year old blues

[frostillicus123]

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
 
 "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
 
 Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
 
 The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
   At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
   When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
   If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

[PBurke]

............. grown-ups don't really get laid......................

why are you picking on me? ha ha good one bro.

[Paul]

    One of your best yet!  When do we see you on "Last Comic Standing"?

[Alexander215]

ROLMAO best yet bro keep it up.

[KALBO]

 

[frostillicus123]

In all honestly I consider myself a funny dude, if we were sitting around shooting the $h!t we'd have a good time, I'd crack a few jokes, tell some funny stories, come out with some great one liners and we'd all have a good time.

I'm very imprompt and come up with some great sh*t.... now my issue is when i get on stage alone and the spot light is on me i clam right up. I know this becuase this is the bar in my home town of Yarmouth Nova Scotia called Rudder's and they have an open mic night, so one night me and my boys go there and i'm talk $h!t and telling stories I have litterly 25 people in stiches. So the band get off stage, and my best buds convince me to jump up there, and contine being me. There might be another 20 - 30 people in the room, so I jump up on stage and....... freeze couldn't say anything beside..... "ummmmm......I should leave this to the professionals"

Now what confuses me is in High school I was in the drama program and was awesome at imprompts, could take anything in any direction. Would have the class in stictches.....

Anyway to requote myself

I'm leaving the stage "....to the professionals"

[warhawk]

frost....good one brah.  LMAO

WARHAWK

[jusbnme]

............. grown-ups don't really get laid......................

why are you picking on me? ha ha good one bro.

Oh, I thought he was joking on me.   

Good one Frost. 

[PigPen]

............. grown-ups don't really get laid......................

why are you picking on me? ha ha good one bro.

Oh, I thought he was joking on me.   

Good one Frost. 

I thought he was picking on the married guys, but what the hell do I know?