Here's an easy Sly guy costume: cover your entire head and face w the glowing make up and carry a small portable blacklight to recharge it and go as a light bulb.
How about a green top and brown pants with condoms pinned to it...A rubber tree, get it?
This Halloween, I'm going trick or treating as a bald headed man. I'm going to wear a suit and tie with Italian wingtips. I'm going to shave my head slick bald and wear some awesome mirrored Ray-bans.Imagine the fright I will give the little old ladies handing out candy!
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