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Offline Paul

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Four Guys Fishing
« on: September 03, 2007, 02:04:45 PM »
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

 First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out  fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."

 Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

 Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'"
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Re: Four Guys Fishing
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2007, 05:55:44 PM »
sounds strangely familiar. but it is a damn good one.
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Re: Four Guys Fishing
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2007, 07:50:08 PM »
good one Paul.Very funny.

I can relate to it too.
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Re: Four Guys Fishing
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2007, 07:56:39 PM »
hahaha
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Re: Four Guys Fishing
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2007, 10:39:21 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) GOOD ONE ;D

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Re: Four Guys Fishing
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2007, 10:52:57 PM »
Good one
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Re: Four Guys Fishing
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2007, 11:51:24 PM »
Quote from: Paul on September 03, 2007, 02:04:45 PM
Four married guys go fishing.

The stars must have aligned and the moon must have been full for that to happen!

Good one Paul!
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Re: Four Guys Fishing
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2007, 07:49:49 AM »
Why do I get the feeling that was a true story for some guy?    ;D
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