Author Topic: The Scientist and the Frog  (Read 924 times)

Offline frostillicus123

  • Ultimate Sly Guy
  • *****
  • Posts: 901
  • Forgot to Shave this morning
    • My Twitter Explict Language
The Scientist and the Frog
« on: August 24, 2007, 02:22:41 PM »
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet, jumps four feet."

So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his note book, "Frog with three feet, jumps three feet."

So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook "Frog with two feet, jumps two feet."

The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with one foot, jumps one foot."

So the scientist cut off his last leg.

"He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!"

So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."


<a href="http://www.imagechef.com/" target="_blank"> [img width= height= alt=ImageChef.com - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more]http://cdnll.img1.imagechef.com/w/071111/samp9a1d5d13c394b3da.jpg[/img] [/url]

Offline JDog

  • Sly Bureau
  • *****
  • Posts: 2347
Re: The Scientist and the Frog
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2007, 08:37:07 AM »
Frost while I do not condone cruelty to animals, this is a good one. :*))

Offline wpruitt

  • Sly Moderator
  • Sly Nobility
  • *****
  • Posts: 5102
  • Sly!!
Re: The Scientist and the Frog
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2007, 01:55:59 PM »
Look at it this way JDog:  It's a commentary on scientific research methodology! 
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt