Is Noner in the FBI or is he a lawyer?

[Noner]

Here's a story for you guys.

I had to go to County court last Friday. Now for those of you who have never been to court, people show up in pretty much what they woke up in. T-shirt, Flip-flops you name it, they wear it.

I had to go to a work function that night and had no idea how long I would be there so I wore my suit. Now livng 15 minutes from NYC security is always super tight. I get in the metal dector line and wait with everyone else.

Then a cop points to me and says, "you, over here" and points to an empty walk-through dector. I walk though and nothing happens. The cop asks me "you armed?" and I say no. He says go to the elevator on the right. I get in and 2 other guys in suits get in along with a cop.

We get out and I walk down the hallway toward the court room, and see all the other people get out a different elevator.  As I get near the door of the court room, another cop says that I have to go and sign in with the Law Emforcement office. I ask him why. He said it was standard proceedure. Now I walk down a different hallway to find the office and walk in.

I go to the office and a woman cop asks me what my badge number is.

I said, I am not with law enforcement. She then asks how I got in here. I explain that they just told me to come in here. She says "Well, in that suit and with your head shaved, you do look like you are in the FBI or some kind of detective"

She was actually really cute and if she wasn't armed and I wasn't married, I would have asked for her number. Otherwise I couldn't have been shot.......twice.....

One more part to the story.......................

About an hour later I'm standing outside the courtroom door in the hall and another guy in a suit is standing next to me. He says "Don't you hate in when your clients are late?"

I say "Yeah, it really stinks"

Did you think I was going to tell him that I was just waiting for a traffic ticket?

NONER

[Tyler]

LOL!  That's awesome!

[Timmay]

Thats hilarious.  I bet it madeyou feel good though...right?  LOL...I have never been to court...well once...when iwas 19 for drinking...but i will remember that...i will wear my suit.
See ya

[Robmeister]

Classic !!!

I love it !!

[Paul]

Great story Noner...a classic.   (You would have been in the FBI if the other guys standing next to you were dressed exactly like you with the exact same shades so you'd blend in)

[OzPete]

LOL! It could only happen to you!

[warhawk]

hilarious   thanks 4 sharing

WARHAWK

[Sooner Steve]

Geat story, Noner.  I am a lawyer and in and out of courthouses all over the place.  Gotta love the security at some of those places.

[xnewyawka]

Noner, that is a great story. I cracked up, lol.
I see you are 15 min. out of NYC, are you in Hoboken?

[JDog]

  Noner great story bro.

That is hilarious.

[Professor Melon]

  Noner: love it, love it. Wry story, but makes one less than sanguine about security and law enforcement in this country. Hope the gig went well. How is your brother doing? We are still in registration at BCC. All best, Professor Melon

[PigPen]

That's great Noner, I wanna try that one of these days. Damn......guess I gotta buy a suit first though.

[Marz]

that is great!

Next time keep putting your hand to your ear like you are getting instructions through an ear piece.

When they say FBI?
reply, "no, Sly Bald Guy".

[Alexander215]

Good one.

[Cam]

Nice one! Man, I should start wearing a suit more often so people will think I'm some kind of kick ass.. um.. something. Right now I just get accused of being a skinhead a lot.