I'm kind of excited. I can't show you a picture of it because it's in a delicate place
but I have a tattoo of a parrot 'down there somewhere'
and tomorrow I'm having it extended, by having a perch tattooed underneath the parrot (so it looks like it's sitting on a perch)
I separated from my wife in February of this year and she hated tattoos, so it was one of the first things I did after we separated. Tomorrow's tattoo is going to be my Christmas gift to myself.
Luckily, a friend of mine is quite a talented tattoo artist. I have no problem with my body, I've been to nudist beaches and love to skinnydip, but I don't think I could let some random stranger near my thing with a needle, so I'm fortunate that it's not a stranger doing it.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to it!