The Stages of Santa

[Cave Dweller]

There are four Santa stages in a man's life:

1.  He believes in Santa Claus.

2.  He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.

3.  He becomes the Santa Claus for someone.

4.  He looks like Santa Claus.

(Strange how my wife chose the moment I was coming out of the shower this morning to remind me that I used to recite this around this time every year...)

[mrzed]

Good story, Cave Dweller





Meet the fake santa.

[TheSlyBear]

I've reached stage 4.

[Cave Dweller]

I've reached stage 4.

Santa never could be that suave, sir.

[mrzed]

You need a pipe to go with it.