7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...

[Tyler]

Ok, guys, I'm looking out for you to make sure you're seen as a Sly stud and not a perv.  I found this link and thought you guys would like it, or at least think it was funny.

1. Accidental Breast Touch Number 2:
Accidental Breast Touch Number 1 will be written off as an accident - provided it doesn't linger - but ABT #2 means you're just trying to cop a feel. And hope I will write it off as another "accident", or that my breast-based nerve cells and unsophisticated girl brain are not receptive to your stealthy, ninja-like boob brush. Rendering me oblivious while you get your jollies. Which isn't the case, perv.  Read More: http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html

[Sgt. Pate]

WOW!  #4 really bummed me...

"4. Going to the Gym or Appearing in Public Wearing Anything Leopard/Cheetah Print."

I guess I should stop mowing my lawn in my Leopard Speedos!   

[PigPen]

Thanks for the mental pic Sarge. I'm gonna go gouge my eyeballs out now.

[Tyler]

Thanks for the mental pic Sarge. I'm gonna go gouge my eyeballs out now.

 

[Bald_freak]

Thanks for the mental pic Sarge. I'm gonna go gouge my eyeballs out now.

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! It burns!!!   It Burnssssss!!!!......Damn it Tyler, Screan this content man. My frail sanity can't handle this pornographic imagery.

[MagmaBabe]

Well I for one would be more than happy to see the Sarge in his leopard print speedo's *daydreams*   

[Bald_freak]

Well I for one would be more than happy to see the Sarge in his leopard print speedo's *daydreams*   

You's one sick puppy magma!!!

[nomad]

I lost a little dinner with that mental picture, Sarge, its almost as bad as Timm in the shorts.

[Timmay]

Hey you leave my shorts alone!  Gonna miss those shorts this winter. I guess I will have to wear them around the house as I am doing my housework aerobics.  LOL

[nomad]

Hey you leave my shorts alone!  Gonna miss those shorts this winter. I guess I will have to wear them around the house as I am doing my housework aerobics.  LOL

 

[tomgallagher]

OMG, perv alert....

[foulon64]

Hey TimmJ why stop wearing shorts in the winter.  I wear them all year.  I ride my bike to work in the snow in my shorts.  Lot of people stare but I think its no different than a women wearing a skirt.

[MagmaBabe]

Hey TimmJ why stop wearing shorts in the winter.  I wear them all year.  I ride my bike to work in the snow in my shorts.  Lot of people stare but I think its no different than a women wearing a skirt.

OMG!!
foulon, ya gotta be careful what you say around Timmy, or he'll be getting 'ideas'