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The never ending story....maybe
Razor X:
So I grabbed a toilet plunger and rammed the handle into his stomach. He doubled over in pain and I ran like hell to get out of there. Knowing that he wouldn't be too far behind me, I ran outside, and went into the nearest shop right across the street, not realizing that it was a spa/salon. The place was full of women. When the receptionist saw me, she said, "Oh - you must be here for the chest waxing. Janet -- your 10:00 is here!"
Before I could say a word, Janet emerged. To say the least, she was scary-looking. Built like a German tank and looked like she'd been sucking on a lemon all morning. She grabbed me by the arm and whisked me into a back room. She tore off my shirt and flung me onto a table and started preparing the wax. That was when ....
Robmeister:
...the large tatooed bouncer busted in. Telling Janet to get behind me, I turned to him and asserted, "Listen, I appreciate the 'Mr. Clean' designation. And I'll give you a mulligan on that'n and let it slide as a complement to my impeccably maintained chromedome (the rough spots notwithstanding). But I ain't a friggen janitor....and could give a flippen rip about the grout lines. And those tattooes are really just plain stupid, not to mention that '80's throwback big hair yer sportin. Shave yer friggen head, ya moron. Maybe I'd have a little respect for yer dumbass hairy ape-man self."
Well, this really broke down the big galoot. He tripped both me and Janet out by immediately wipping out his cell phone and...
Timmay:
calling his mommy and asking her if he really does look like a dork and ........................
Razor X:
then he began to weep uncontrollably, as presumably the answer he got from his mother was, "Yes". Neither Janet nor I felt threatened by him any longer. Janet pushed him out the door and flung me back on the table, saying, "Now, where were we?", when all of a sudden ....
Robmeister:
..."Janet" drops a bombshell and reveals that she is in fact a man and that I'm in for one hell of a chest wax. Having had enough with all this Bullsh**, I ......
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