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The never ending story....maybe
Timmay:
all the ladies were in bikinis and standing around me as we all were throwing peeled grapes at teh fat perfume lady as she lays on the ground wallering around like a pig. As the perfume lady looks up at me I can see her eyes glowing and the none existant hairs on my head begin to stand straight up....the perfume lady reaches out for me and all i see is this huge blob with two arms and a head. She touches my bald slyness and all i see is darkness. I regain my conciousness only to find I wake up in my basement behind a locked door adn I can see my hostage as he has all of the EMTS under his power and he is super gluing .................
Razor X:
together the broken pieces of a Buddha statue that had been smashed in one of earlier struggles. I began to wonder why the hostage was back in my basement when I'd set him free after hypnotizing him into rejecting slyness forever. I also began to question why on earth he would try to exert any control over the EMTs and policemen who had come there to assist him. But before I could ask those questions aloud and ascertain some answers to this insanity, the final piece of the Buddha was glued into place. Buddha's eyes began to glow and two laser beams shot from its eyes, knocking me to the ground, causing me to lose consciousness.
I awakened in the bar, on the floor with a sore head. The last thing I remembered, I'd told that prostitute that there was no freaking way she was getting $200 of my money. She struck me in the head with a bottle and I fell to the ground. When I awakened, I realized that my wallet was missing. But my immediate concern was the condition of my beautiful dome, which I hoped hadn't been disfigured or scarred from having a bottle smashed over it. I headed to the men's room and checked the mirror. I was greatly relieved to find my dome was unblemished, though it was hurting like hell. That's when ....
JDog:
A large tattooed bouncer grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and smashed my face into the..
SLYinKC:
side of the partition that separated the urinals. He then looked me square in the eye and screamed...
Timmay:
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SCRUB THE GROUT LINES ..MR CLEAN"
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