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Offline Timmay

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The shopping game
« on: August 03, 2007, 08:26:41 AM »
I do not know if this is fitting for this site but if not...it was worth a shot.

You are going on a shopping trip and you walk up to the checkout counter and you have two items.  The one item everyone has is a pack of condoms.  What would be another item you would buy and make the cashier wonder why you are purchasing those two items .  I will start.........this should be interesting to see the combos


Condoms and lighter fluid
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Re: The shopping game
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2007, 08:38:34 AM »
Condoms and wool shears
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Re: The shopping game
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2007, 09:26:29 AM »
Condoms and Hydrochloric Acid.
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Re: The shopping game
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2007, 10:35:51 AM »
Condoms and motor oil
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Re: The shopping game
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2007, 10:56:45 AM »
I can guarantee if you went into Wal Mart and bought Condoms and motor oil, you wouldnt even get a second glance. :*))

Condoms and a Pregnancy Test Kit
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Re: The shopping game
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2007, 11:07:43 AM »
how about a shop vac LOL
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Re: The shopping game
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2007, 11:12:22 AM »
Teletubbies Costume
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Re: The shopping game
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Re: The shopping game
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2007, 03:06:18 AM »
A sock puppet

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Blow up girlfriend
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