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I read this blog post and just had to share it with all you since I almost spit my coke onto my keyboard.

http://www.thebachelorguy.com/12-other-businesses-that-would-thrive-if-staffed-by-girls-in-bikinis.html

Can you think of any other business that would thrive?


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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2007, 05:39:13 PM »
What about a barber that did head shaves?
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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2007, 05:41:49 PM »
there are a few JUST FOR MEN hair cut places around here. they serve beer and all. but to get a shave you have to bring yer own razor. does seem like a cool idea though. SPORTS BAR/BARBER SHOP.


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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2007, 07:25:19 PM »
My job would be great, with hot girls that wore bikinis.... now it wouldn't be for the customer's benifit, it would be for mine..... every other seat is a beautiful lady in bikini.... Employee moral would be through the roof.... at least male moral.
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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2007, 06:30:55 AM »
My Boss!!!!  Talk about a hard worker  ;)
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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2007, 06:39:12 AM »
I must say that anything to do with or associated with girls in bikinis would achieve alot of financial success. The age old sex sells routine has never been more true.

I've thought about asking my boss if they would ask the girls in our call centre to wear bikinis to work 1 day a month and see how the stats and results would skyrocket.

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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2007, 07:52:00 AM »
I'm having a hard time thinking of an industry that would not be helped by scantily clad hotties. A few in particular....

Cable / DISH installers - The four hour window wouldn't seem all that bad if you knew who was showing up.
Krispy Kreme stores - They're not doing all that well out here in CA (health conscious & all). The stores would be packed.
Maid service - I might be onto something here  O0.....wives bitch about having to do the housework. Just think, you could shut her up and check out some eye candy just to show what a caring husband you are.  8)
Wedding Planner - Guys hate dealing with that sh*t (picking out flowers, selecting bands, menus, what's a doily anyway?). Guys would become much more involved in the process if some Baywatch babe was assisting in sending a man to his doom.

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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 09:37:35 AM »
I hear ya on the Krispy Kremes Schro, they all closed down here. Great ideas too.

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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2007, 10:20:55 AM »

Cable / DISH installers - The four hour window wouldn't seem all that bad if you knew who was showing up.
Krispy Kreme stores - They're not doing all that well out here in CA (health conscious & all). The stores would be packed.
Maid service - I might be onto something here  O0.....wives bitch about having to do the housework. Just think, you could shut her up and check out some eye candy just to show what a caring husband you are.  8)
Wedding Planner - Guys hate dealing with that sh*t (picking out flowers, selecting bands, menus, what's a doily anyway?). Guys would become much more involved in the process if some Baywatch babe was assisting in sending a man to his doom.


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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 10:57:11 AM »
WTF is krispy kream?


AS for wedding planner, i could see her going out of business, what bride to be would hire somsone that is going to get all the attention on her special day..... in man's eye great idea but when the real boss speaks up no can do
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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2007, 11:27:27 AM »
WTF is krispy kream?


AS for wedding planner, i could see her going out of business, what bride to be would hire somsone that is going to get all the attention on her special day..... in man's eye great idea but when the real boss speaks up no can do

Krispy Kream is a donut house that make very sweet donuts that are about as light as air and don't fill you up.  Because they are so light, they don't fill you up and you want to eat a whole dozen of them.  Because of the health craze, it's not doing very well.
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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2007, 02:26:51 PM »
all these health nuts are gonna feel stupid when they are dieing of NOTHING. ha ha ok that was wrong. magma can begin the spanking now.


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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2007, 08:33:28 PM »
all these health nuts are gonna feel stupid when they are dieing of NOTHING. ha ha ok that was wrong. magma can begin the spanking now.

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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2007, 04:31:15 AM »
Actually had some girls in bikinis at a local Harley dealership this summer, never found out if it increased sales though.  Know I spent more time in there though.
How about sporting good chains.   Hell, right girl in right bikini, a guy would buy a jersey fromt the opposing team.
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Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2007, 05:17:28 AM »
A friend of a friend owns a bagel shop and she said one of her keys to success was having hot girls working in there.  I can only imagine how much better it would be if those hot girls were wearing bikinis ....  I think I need a bagel.
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