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Offline frostillicus123

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Dating a Prostitute
« on: July 26, 2007, 12:47:50 PM »

 
  A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.

After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town
 
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Re: Dating a Prostitute
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2007, 01:29:59 PM »
hah....great one
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Re: Dating a Prostitute
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 03:21:43 PM »
LMAO ... Bet there wasn't a second date!!
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Re: Dating a Prostitute
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2007, 03:39:48 PM »
LOL
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Re: Dating a Prostitute
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2007, 03:45:31 PM »
good one!!! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Dating a Prostitute
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2007, 04:42:59 PM »
How is that for getting even?
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Re: Dating a Prostitute
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2007, 12:21:36 AM »
LOL!  I'll have to remember that one...wait...um.. :-\
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